Funny Anniversary Wishes for Crush

Their anniversary is here, and you're ready to make a move... a funny one! Forget the usual sappy stuff; it's time to unleash your inner comedian and make your crush giggle. These wishes are guaranteed to get a smile, and who knows, maybe even a second glance!

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Happy Anniversary! I hope your day is as amazing as the amount of effort I put into pretending I'm not totally crushing on you.

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Congrats on another year! My only wish is that one day you'll be celebrating *our* anniversary... with less awkwardness, hopefully.

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Happy Anniversary! They say love is blind, which explains why you haven't noticed me staring at you... I mean, admiring your excellent taste in celebrations!

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Another year, another anniversary! Pretty sure my heart just did a little celebratory flutter... which is totally normal, right? Right?

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Happy Anniversary! I'm just here for the cake... and, you know, to subtly remind you of my existence. Mostly cake though.

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Congrats! You've officially survived another year. My therapist says I should be honest about my feelings, so... I find you quite tolerable. Happy Anniversary!

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Happy Anniversary! If you ever need a second opinion on what gift to get (or who to ditch for me), I'm available. Just saying.

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Cheers to another year! My calendar is conveniently open for future anniversaries, just in case you ever need a plus-one... or a replacement.

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Happy Anniversary! Just imagine how much funnier it would be if *we* were celebrating. Just a thought. No pressure. Kinda.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I hope these wishes cure any thoughts you might have about NOT thinking I'm hilarious. Happy Anniversary!

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Common Questions

Q.How do I deliver a funny anniversary wish to my crush without sounding too forward?

Keep it light and playful! A funny text or a witty comment in person works best. Focus on self-deprecating humor or general celebratory remarks rather than anything too specific about your crush's current relationship.

Q.What if my crush doesn't find my funny wish amusing?

Don't sweat it! Humor is subjective. The main goal is to show you're thinking of them in a friendly, light-hearted way. If it doesn't land, just smile and move on. No harm done; you tried to make them laugh!

Q.Should I include a gift with a funny anniversary wish for my crush?

Generally, for a crush's anniversary, a gift might be too much, especially if they are in a relationship. Your funny wish is the 'gift' – a moment of levity and charm. If you feel compelled to give something, make it a very small, non-romantic, universally acceptable item like a quirky candy bar or a funny card with your wish inside.

Hilarious Anniversary Wishes for Your Crush | Make 'Em Smile!