Savage / Roast Anniversary Wishes for Ex-Boyfriend
So, it's 'that' time of year again, and you want to send your ex-boyfriend an anniversary message that's less 'sweet' and more 'savage'? You've come to the right place. Dive into our collection of roast-worthy wishes guaranteed to deliver a laugh (and maybe a subtle jab).
Happy Anniversary to the guy who taught me exactly what I *don't* want in a partner. Thanks for the clarity!
βCongrats on another year of existing without me. I'm sure it's going... somewhere.
βCheers to the anniversary of the day we stopped pretending to be happy together. Best decision ever!
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βThinking of you on this day and just wanted to say... I'm really glad it's *not* our anniversary anymore.
βTo my ex-boyfriend, on what would have been 'our' anniversary: I hope you're doing well, though not *too* well.
βHappy Anniversary! Remember when we thought this day was special? Good times... for *me* when they ended.
βIt's our anniversary! Oh wait, my mistake, it's just another day I'm grateful we broke up. My bad!
βWishing a Happy (non-)Anniversary to the one who paved the way for something infinitely better. You're welcome.
βCongrats on another year of proving my judgment isn't always perfect, but my recovery game is strong.
βCommon Questions
Q.Why send a 'savage' anniversary wish to an ex?
Sending a savage or roast-worthy wish can be a cathartic, humorous way to acknowledge a past relationship without bitterness, assert your newfound freedom, or simply share a laugh (at their expense!). It's about empowerment and playful defiance, not genuine malice.
Q.Is it okay to be genuinely mean in these messages?
The goal here is playful roasting, not true cruelty. Keep it light-hearted, witty, and subtly sarcastic rather than overtly harsh. The best savage wishes are clever and deliver a punch without crossing into genuinely hurtful territory. Always consider your intent and their likely reaction.
Q.How should I deliver these wishes for maximum impact?
A well-timed text, a social media post (if you're feeling bold and they're not blocked!), or even a card sent with a hint of irony can work. Consider your ex's personality and your current dynamic. Sometimes, the silent satisfaction of knowing you *could* send one is impact enough! Choose a method that reflects your desired level of 'savage'.