Sarcastic Anniversary Wishes for Graphic Designer
Another year, another deadline met, another font chosen (probably Helvetica). If your graphic designer partner has survived another 365 days of your company, they deserve a medal... or at least a really sarcastic anniversary wish. Skip the sappy sentiments and give them a dose of design-centric humor they'll *totally* appreciate.
Happy Anniversary! So glad we’ve made it another year without me asking if you can 'just make the logo bigger' one more time. Almost.
“To my favorite graphic designer: I love you more than you love perfect kerning. And that’s saying something.
“Another year of perfectly aligning our lives... mostly. Just like you perfectly align every single pixel.
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“They say love is blind, which is probably why you still put up with my terrible color palette suggestions. Happy Anniversary, you saint!
“Darling, after another year, you still haven't fixed the kerning on our wedding photos. There's always next year, right? Happy Anniversary!
“Happy Anniversary! Thanks for not judging my choice of Comic Sans for our grocery list. Much. Not much.
“Cheers to another year! I promise to try harder not to suggest 'making it pop' or 'using more synergy.' Maybe.
“You're proof that even with all the design flaws I present daily, true love can still render beautifully. Happy Anniversary!
“Happy Anniversary! I hope our love never goes out of scope, unlike every single project you’ve ever started.
“Common Questions
Q.How do I deliver these sarcastic wishes effectively?
With a straight face, a knowing smirk, and maybe a small, perfectly designed, gift. Or just a really bad kerning joke. They'll get it.
Q.Are these wishes suitable for all graphic designers?
They're perfect for graphic designers who appreciate sharp wit and don't take themselves too seriously. If they still use Papyrus, proceed with caution.
Q.What's a small, actually thoughtful gift for a graphic designer?
A subscription to a premium font service, a new Wacom tablet, or just a day where nobody asks them to 'just tweak it a little.' The last one is priceless.