Savage / Roast Anniversary Wishes for Step-dad

Another year, another anniversary – and a prime opportunity to lovingly roast your step-dad! Ditch the sappy sentiments and get ready to deliver some truly savage, hilarious wishes. It's all in good fun... mostly.

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Happy Anniversary to my step-dad! Who knew you'd stick around this long? We certainly didn't.

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Choice #2
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Congrats on another year of putting up with our chaos! Clearly, my mom's got a strong grip. Or you're just really bad at finding the exit.

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Choice #3
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Happy Anniversary! Thanks for proving that sometimes, even questionable decisions can last a long time.

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Choice #4
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To my step-dad, on your anniversary: You're not so bad for someone who came with the package. Cheers to another year of tolerable presence!

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Choice #5
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They say the third time's the charm, but I guess second isn't too shabby either. Happy Anniversary, you old romantic!

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Choice #6
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Happy Anniversary! You've successfully managed another year without us breaking you completely. We're still working on it.

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Choice #7
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On your anniversary, I just want to say... thanks for upgrading our family's genetics. Kidding! Mostly. Congrats!

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Choice #8
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Cheers to another year of marriage! We're all still wondering what Mom saw in you. But hey, good for her (and you, I guess).

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Choice #9
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Happy Anniversary, step-dad! You've learned a lot this past year, mostly how to say 'yes, dear.' Progress!

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Choice #10
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Here's to your anniversary! May your patience continue to outlast our antics, which, let's be honest, is a monumental task.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I ensure my roast wishes are received well?

The key is knowing your step-dad's sense of humor. Ensure your wishes come from a place of affection, and always deliver them with a smile or a playful wink to show it's all in good fun. Avoid genuinely hurtful comments.

Q.Are these wishes appropriate for all step-dads?

No, these savage/roast wishes are best suited for step-dads with a strong sense of humor who appreciate playful teasing. If your relationship is more formal or he's sensitive, opt for more traditional, heartfelt wishes.

Q.Can I adapt these wishes for other family members?

Absolutely! While tailored for step-dads, the spirit of these wishes can be adapted for other family members or friends with whom you share a similar playful, roasting dynamic. Just tweak the specifics to fit the individual.