Savage / Roast Apology Wishes for Cousin
So, you went a little too far with the cousin roast, huh? Don't worry, we've all been there. Now it's time to apologize, but why be boring when you can keep the savage spirit alive? These wishes will get you forgiven, probably.
I'm genuinely sorry for roasting you so hard, I briefly forgot you had feelings. My bad, cuz.
βMy sincerest apologies for making you question your life choices during that roast. It was all in good fun... mostly.
βLook, I'm sorry if my 'jokes' highlighted your insecurities. Consider it tough love, and also, maybe work on those?
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Generate with AII apologize for the savage roast. I truly didn't mean to imply you're *that* clueless. Just a little bit.
βMy bad for that epic burn. I promise next time I'll pull my punches... just kidding, but I am sorry. Mostly.
βSorry for turning you into a meme during the family gathering. You were just *so* meme-able. Can you forgive me, or will you just awkwardly laugh?
βI regret nothing... just kidding! I'm genuinely sorry for that last jab. Or am I? Yeah, I am. Kind of.
βApologies for making you feel like the black sheep of the family. You're more like the slightly off-color sheep, and I love you anyway.
βI'm sorry for exposing your most embarrassing story. But let's be real, it was pure gold. Forgiveness, please?
βTo my dear cousin, I offer my apologies for any emotional trauma caused by my superior wit. Now, get over it, I'm buying you a drink.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I know if my cousin will appreciate a savage apology?
Consider your cousin's sense of humor and your relationship. If they're usually up for a laugh and can take a joke, a savage apology can show your unique bond. If they're more sensitive, you might want to tone down the 'savage' and lean more into 'roast' with a clear, underlying sincerity.
Q.Should I deliver these wishes in person or text?
For maximum impact (and to gauge their reaction), in person is best. Text or a card can work if you're not seeing them soon, but always follow up with a real conversation if possible. A text can soften the blow, while in person shows genuine effort and commitment to your (un)apology.
Q.What if they're still mad after a savage apology?
If the savage apology doesn't quite work, it's time for a more straightforward, sincere apology without the roast. Sometimes, a laugh isn't enough to mend things, and a genuine, heartfelt 'I really am sorry' is necessary. Follow up with actions that show you mean it, like buying them a pizza (or at least, letting them win an argument).