Savage / Roast Birthday Wishes for Colleague

Ditch the bland 'Happy Birthday' and prepare for some serious workplace banter. If your colleague can take a joke, it's time to celebrate their special day with a dose of savage humor. Get ready to hilariously roast them with these perfectly aimed wishes!

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Happy Birthday! Another year older, and you still haven't figured out the printer. Some things never change.

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Congrats on surviving another year at this place. Here's to hoping you finally get that promotion you've been 'working' towards.

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Happy Birthday! Don't worry, they say age is just a number. In your case, a very, very high number.

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To the colleague who makes every Monday feel like a Friday... because you're already checked out. Happy Birthday!

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They say wisdom comes with age. You must be an exception. Happy Birthday, old timer!

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Happy Birthday! I was going to get you a gift, but then I remembered you already get paid to do nothing all day.

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Another year, another wrinkle, and still no sign of that coffee stain disappearing from your desk. Happy Birthday!

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Wishing you a birthday as bright as your future... once you figure out what you want to be when you grow up.

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Happy Birthday! May your day be as productive as your average Friday afternoon. (Which is to say, not at all.)

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So glad to celebrate another year of you not knowing how to use Excel. Keep up the good work... or lack thereof. Happy Birthday!

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Common Questions

Q.How do I know if my colleague will appreciate a roast birthday wish?

Gauge their personality and your existing relationship. If they often engage in playful banter, have a good sense of humor, and aren't easily offended, they're likely to enjoy it. Avoid roasting sensitive colleagues or those you don't know well.

Q.Are there any topics I should avoid when roasting a colleague?

Absolutely. Steer clear of sensitive topics like appearance, personal finances, family issues, religion, politics, or anything that could genuinely embarrass or hurt them. Stick to work-related quirks, common office struggles, or their well-known (and harmless) habits.

Q.What's the best way to deliver a savage birthday wish without causing offense?

Delivery is key! Always accompany the roast with a genuine smile and a light, playful tone. Consider adding a sincere compliment before or after the joke. Ensure it's clearly understood as humor and that you're prepared to laugh at yourself too. The goal is lighthearted fun, not actual insult.