Savage / Roast Christmas Wishes for Cousin

The holidays are all about family, food, and festive cheer... but let's be honest, they're also prime time for some truly savage banter with your favorite (or least favorite) cousin. Ready to spice up their Christmas with a dose of hilarious, good-natured roasting? You've come to the right place!

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Merry Christmas, cuz! Hope your presents are as disappointing as your life choices this year.

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Wishing you a Christmas filled with joy, peace, and hopefully, a gift receipt for that outfit you're wearing.

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Happy holidays, cousin! May your Christmas dinner be better than your cooking, and your New Year's resolutions last longer than your last relationship.

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Merry Christmas to the cousin who still believes in Santa... mostly because you haven't done enough to earn real presents.

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Hope your Christmas is brighter than your future, cuz! Just kidding (mostly).

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Merry Christmas, cousin! Here's hoping you finally get what you deserve this year... and that it's not a lump of coal, for once.

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Wishing you a Christmas as magical as you pretend your life is on Instagram. Don't forget to use a filter on your eggnog!

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To my dearest cousin, may your Christmas be merry, bright, and free of any awkward family questions about why you're still single.

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Merry Christmas, cuz! Try not to break any more family traditions than you already have. Maybe start with not regifting.

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Happy Christmas! May your festive spirit be as strong as your ability to avoid doing chores when we were kids. Some things never change.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I know if my cousin will appreciate a roast Christmas wish?

Consider your cousin's personality and your relationship with them. If they have a good sense of humor, enjoy playful banter, and you frequently tease each other, they'll likely appreciate it. If they are easily offended or sensitive, you might want to opt for a more traditional, less 'savage' message.

Q.What's the best way to deliver a savage Christmas wish without causing a fight?

Tone and context are key! Deliver it with a smile, a wink, or a playful nudge to signal it's all in good fun. You can also preface it with 'Just kidding, love you!' or follow up with a genuine compliment to soften the blow and ensure they know it's not meant maliciously.

Q.Can I adapt these wishes for other family members?

Absolutely! While these are specifically crafted for cousins, many can be slightly adjusted for siblings, close friends, or even parents (if they have a truly exceptional sense of humor). Just make sure the roast is appropriate for the recipient and your specific relationship.

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