Savage / Roast Christmas Wishes for Ex-Boyfriend
The holidays are a time for joy, peace, and... a little well-deserved shade. If your ex-boyfriend is still lingering, why not send a festive message that's less 'ho ho ho' and more 'oh no you didn't'? Get ready to spread some frosty cheer with these perfectly savage Christmas wishes.
Merry Christmas! Hope your presents are as disappointing as our relationship was.
βWishing you a Christmas filled with all the joy and happiness you clearly couldn't find with me. You're welcome.
βHope Santa brings you exactly what you deserve this year. No, not that β the other thing.
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Generate with AIMerry Christmas! May your eggnog be watered down and your festive spirit be as broken as my trust in you.
βThinking of you this Christmas. Just kidding, I'm thinking of how much better my holidays are without you.
βMay your Christmas lights tangle, your gifts be re-gifted, and your carols be off-key. You know, just like old times.
βMerry Christmas! Here's hoping you finally get what you truly need: a personality.
βWishing you a very 'merry' Christmas... emphasis on the 'ary', as in, 'are we really still talking about this?'
βHope your Christmas dinner is as cold and unsatisfying as you were. Enjoy!
βMerry Christmas! May your New Year's resolution finally be to grow up. Good luck with that.
βCommon Questions
Q.When is it appropriate to send a savage Christmas wish to an ex?
These wishes are best sent when you're fully over the relationship and simply looking to express a bit of playful (or not-so-playful) sass. Avoid if you're still hurting or hoping for reconciliation, as the message might be misconstrued or cause further distress for yourself.
Q.What's the best way to deliver a savage Christmas wish?
Keep it casual and low-effort. A quick text or a direct message on social media is usually sufficient. Avoid sending a physical card, as that implies a level of effort and sentimentality that these messages are designed to subvert.
Q.What should I do if my ex responds negatively to a savage wish?
The best approach is to ignore it. You sent your message, and your part is done. Engaging in an argument or further back-and-forth defeats the purpose of a quick roast. If they persist, consider blocking them for your own peace of mind.