Funny Christmas Wishes for Ex-Girlfriend

Christmas is the season for giving... even if it's just a good laugh to your ex-girlfriend! If you're looking to send a holiday message that's more witty than wishy-washy, you've come to the right place. Our collection of funny Christmas wishes is perfect for keeping things light and festive.

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Merry Christmas! Hope Santa brings you everything you asked for, even if it's not me. Again.

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To my favorite ex: May your Christmas be as bright as my future (without you). Kidding! Mostly.

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Wishing you a Merry Christmas! Hope your new significant other is better at wrapping presents than I was at *wrapping things up*.

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Happy Holidays! Just checking in to see if you finally learned how to make decent eggnog. If not, there's always store-bought!

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Merry Christmas! Remember that time we almost burned down the kitchen making holiday cookies? Good times, good times... that I no longer have to participate in!

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Hope your Christmas is filled with joy, laughter, and no unexpected visits from ghosts of boyfriends past. Just kidding, it's just me... and this text!

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Merry Christmas! May your new year be less dramatic than our last one. And may your presents be less confusing than our relationship.

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Thinking of you this Christmas. Hope your new year's resolution includes finally understanding my jokes. Or at least pretending to.

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Wishing you a very Merry Christmas! May your stocking be stuffed with treats, and your heart filled with... good cheer! And not lingering thoughts of me.

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Happy Christmas! Hope you're having a wonderful time and that you found someone who appreciates your holiday sweater collection as much as I pretended to.

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Common Questions

Q.Is it appropriate to send a Christmas wish to an ex-girlfriend?

It can be! If your split was amicable and you want to maintain a friendly connection, a lighthearted Christmas wish is perfectly fine. The key is to keep it funny, not flirty or overly sentimental, to avoid mixed signals.

Q.What's the best tone to use for a funny Christmas wish?

Aim for playful, witty, and self-aware humor. Avoid anything that could be misinterpreted as sarcastic, passive-aggressive, or still carrying a torch. The goal is a light laugh, not a deep conversation.

Q.Should I expect a response?

Don't set expectations for a response. Send the wish because you genuinely want to share a laugh or a friendly seasonal greeting. If she responds, great! If not, that's okay too. It's about your gesture, not her reaction.

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