Savage / Roast Christmas Wishes for Real Estate Agent
Had enough of seeing 'SOLD' signs everywhere? This Christmas, it's time to turn the tables on your favorite real estate agent with some hilariously savage holiday roasts. Get ready to gift them a dose of reality, wrapped in festive cheer!
May your Christmas be as filled with joy as your luxury listings are with over-processed photos. Merry Christmas!
βHope your holiday gifts are as easy to close as a pre-approved buyer in a seller's market. Merry Christmas!
βWishing you a Christmas so good, it makes you forget about all the 'pending' deals that fell through this year. Almost.
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Generate with AIMay your Christmas bonuses be as fat as the commission you made on that starter home listed as 'cozy and quaint.' Happy Holidays!
βHere's to a silent night, free from multiple offers, counter-offers, and 'urgent' client calls. Enjoy the peace, it won't last.
βHope your Christmas lights are more stable than the interest rates you've been quoting this year. Merry Christmas!
βMay your holiday season be as drama-free as a cash offer, sight unseen. Impossible, right? Happy Holidays!
βWishing you a Christmas full of good cheer, and zero clients asking if 'location, location, location' applies to their backyard shed. Happy Holidays!
βMay your eggnog be strong and your open houses be empty of tire-kickers this holiday season. Merry Christmas!
βHope Santa brings you a client who doesn't change their mind every five minutes, or maybe just a really long nap. Merry Christmas!
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I ensure these savage wishes land well?
Delivery is key! Share these with a playful smirk or a wink. The best roasts are given to those who can take a joke and know it's all in good fun. Pair it with a genuine compliment or a small gift to soften the blow, if necessary.
Q.What if the real estate agent doesn't appreciate the humor?
While these are designed for good-natured fun, humor is subjective. If you're unsure of their personality, choose a milder wish or stick to traditional greetings. The goal is a laugh, not a lawsuit over emotional distress!
Q.Can I use these for a real estate agent boss or a client?
Proceed with extreme caution! These savage wishes are best reserved for close friends or colleagues with whom you have a strong, established rapport and who appreciate edgy humor. Definitely avoid using them for direct clients or superiors, unless you're aiming for a very uncomfortable holiday bonus discussion.