Funny Get Well Soon Wishes for Ex-Boyfriend

Your ex is down and out? While a part of you might be tempted to just send a generic "get well," why not add a dash of humor? These funny get well soon wishes for your ex-boyfriend are perfect for showing you care, without getting *too* sentimental.

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Heard you're feeling under the weather. Is it karma, or just really bad decision-making catching up? Either way, get well soon!

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Get well soon! I hope you're not using this as an excuse to avoid doing the dishes again.

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Wishing you a super speedy recovery! The world can only handle so much drama from one person being sick.

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Hope you're not milking this for attention too much. Get well soon, so you can go back to being annoying in person!

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You're sick? Well, at least it's not me having to deal with it this time. Still, get well soon!

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Heard you caught something nasty. Was it my feelings, or just a regular flu? Either way, recover quickly!

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Get well soon, ex! Try to recover quickly; I'm pretty sure your immune system isn't as dramatic as you are.

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Wishing you a swift return to full health. Who else am I going to blame my bad moods on?

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Sending good vibes and speedy recovery thoughts your way. Just don't get used to all the bed rest, you still have responsibilities!

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So you're sick? Don't worry, you've survived worse (like dating me!). Get well soon!

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Common Questions

Q.Is it appropriate to send funny get well wishes to an ex?

Absolutely! If your breakup was amicable or you're both past any lingering resentment, a lighthearted, funny message can show you still care as a friend without being overly serious or romantic. It also brightens their day!

Q.What if our breakup wasn't amicable? Should I still send a wish?

If the breakup was very difficult or recent, it might be best to tread carefully. A simple, polite 'get well soon' might be more appropriate than a funny one, or perhaps no message at all if it could reopen old wounds. Use your best judgment based on your specific history.

Q.Should I include a gift with a funny get well message?

A gift isn't necessary, especially for an ex, unless you want to. If you do, keep it simple and non-romantic, like a funny mug, a comfort food basket, or a new video game. The focus should be on the humor in your message.