Sarcastic Get Well Soon Wishes for Ex-Boyfriend

So your ex is down for the count, and you're feeling... something. Whether it's a touch of schadenfreude or just a desire to be *polite*, sometimes a standard 'get well soon' just won't cut it. Unleash your inner wit with these perfectly sarcastic wishes designed for the ex-boyfriend who probably deserves it.

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Heard you're not feeling well. Guess karma really *does* work in mysterious ways, huh? Get better... eventually.

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Choice #2
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So sorry to hear about your illness. Hopefully, it's not contagious – wouldn't want anyone else to catch your... *tendencies*.

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Get well soon! I'm sure your new significant other is absolutely thrilled about playing nursemaid. You're welcome for the practice, I guess.

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Choice #4
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Oh, you're sick? Well, that's just *great*. Just when I was starting to forget about you. Rude.

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Choice #5
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Wishing you a speedy recovery! Though, let's be honest, a little forced rest might be good for that overinflated ego of yours.

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Choice #6
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Heal up quickly! The world needs your unique brand of chaos back. Or at least, I need to know you're not *too* comfortable.

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Choice #7
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Hope you're not too bored in bed. Maybe this is a good time to reflect on all your life choices? Just a thought.

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Choice #8
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Sending you thoughts and prayers... that you get well enough to finally return that sweater you 'borrowed'.

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Choice #9
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Get well soon! I'm sure your current social media posts are just *thrilling* without you out and about. We miss the drama.

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Choice #10
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Remember all those times you claimed to be 'sick' to avoid plans? Looks like the universe finally caught up. Enjoy!

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Common Questions

Q.When is it appropriate to send a sarcastic get well wish to an ex?

It's best reserved for exes with whom you share a mutually playful, albeit perhaps slightly strained, relationship, or if you're certain they'll appreciate the humor and not take offense. Avoid if there's lingering bad blood or unresolved issues.

Q.How can I ensure my sarcastic message isn't misinterpreted as genuinely mean?

The key is knowing your ex's personality. A lighthearted emoji (like a winking face πŸ˜‰ or slightly devilish one 😈) can sometimes soften the sarcasm, or frame it with a subtle, non-sarcastic opening like 'Heard you're feeling under the weather...'

Q.Are there any situations where I absolutely *shouldn't* send a sarcastic message?

Yes. If they're seriously ill, going through a major medical crisis, or if your breakup was particularly acrimonious and caused significant pain. In such cases, genuine empathy (or respectful silence) is always the better choice.