Savage / Roast Get Well Soon Wishes for Ex-Boyfriend
So, your ex is feeling under the weather? While a part of you might feel *something*, another, much larger part is probably wondering how to send a 'get well soon' that subtly reminds them of their past transgressions. Look no further; we've got the perfectly passive-aggressive, hilariously harsh wishes for every ex-boyfriend who's earned a good roast.
Heard you're sick. Hope it's not contagious... like your commitment issues.
βGet well soon! And by 'soon,' I mean before you manage to break anyone else's heart.
βWishing you a speedy recovery, though I'm surprised you haven't healed from *our* breakup yet.
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βSending positive vibes for your recovery. Just try not to overthink them, like you did everything else.
βGet well soon! Maybe this downtime will give you a chance to reflect on all your poor life choices... starting with me.
βHeard you're unwell. If only your character was as strong as your immune system needs to be right now.
βA quick recovery for you! Perhaps this illness will knock some sense into that head of yours.
βWishing you strength during this time. You'll need it to carry the weight of your ego once you're better.
βHope you're back on your feet soon. Just try not to trip over your own lies this time.
βCommon Questions
Q.Why would I send a savage 'get well soon' to an ex?
Sometimes, a standard 'get well soon' just doesn't capture the nuanced history you share. A savage or roast-style message can be a cathartic way to acknowledge their situation without losing your edge, or simply to add a touch of humor to a less-than-ideal past relationship.
Q.What if they get offended by my savage wish?
That's part of the fun! If they're truly your 'ex-boyfriend' who deserves a roast, a little offense might be exactly what you're aiming for. The goal isn't genuine sympathy, but a clever, sharp-tongued acknowledgment. Gauge your ex's personality β some might even find it funny.
Q.Is it okay to mix a bit of sincerity with the roast?
While you *could*, it largely dilutes the effect. The power of a good roast is in its unapologetic bite. If you're looking for genuine well-wishes, these messages might not be for you. We're here for those who want to serve a side of sass with their 'get well soon'.