Funny Get Well Soon Wishes for Ex-Girlfriend
So, your ex is under the weather, and you want to send a get well message that's lighthearted, memorable, and definitely not romantic? You've come to the right place! We've brewed up a collection of funny get well wishes perfect for an ex-girlfriend, designed to bring a smile without any awkwardness.
Heard you're feeling under the weather. Is it finally karma for breaking my heart, or just a regular cold? Either way, get well soon!
βGet well soon! I hope this illness isn't as stubborn as you were about admitting you were wrong.
βWishing you a speedy recovery! Try not to break any more hearts while you're laid up, okay?
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Generate with AII know you're not usually the type to 'rest,' but consider this your official order. Get well soon, before you accidentally conquer the world from your sickbed.
βHeard you're sick. If it's anything like our relationship, it's probably complicated and will take a while to resolve. Still, get well soon!
βGet well soon! On the bright side, at least you have an excuse to binge-watch terrible reality TV without judgment.
βHope you're back on your feet soon! My dating life has been pretty chaotic since we broke up, so maybe you can offer some unsolicited advice once you're healthy again?
βSending you lots of healthy vibes! Just try not to get *too* much attention while you're recovering. We all know how much you love it.
βGet well soon! Remember, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down... and maybe a large pizza helps too.
βI hope you recover quickly and fully! Just promise me you won't use this as an excuse to ignore my texts like you used to.
βCommon Questions
Q.Is it appropriate to send a funny get well wish to an ex?
Absolutely! If your relationship ended amicably or you're on good terms, a funny message can show you care without being awkward. It keeps things light and friendly, especially if humor was a part of your dynamic.
Q.How do I ensure my funny message isn't misinterpreted as romantic?
Focus on lighthearted teasing about her personality, a shared inside joke that isn't romantic, or general sick-day humor. Avoid overly sentimental language, references to 'old times' that might be misconstrued, or anything that hints at longing. Keep it brief and direct.
Q.What if we ended on bad terms? Should I still send a wish?
If your relationship ended on genuinely bad terms or there's still lingering resentment, it might be best to err on the side of caution and not send anything. A funny message could be misinterpreted or unwelcome. If you feel compelled, a very brief and neutral 'Hope you feel better' is safer than a humorous one.