Savage / Roast Get Well Soon Wishes for Hair Stylist

Your favorite hair stylist is down for the count, and frankly, your hair is suffering. Why not send them a get well message that's as sharp as their best shears? Forget boring 'get well soon' cards – it's time to roast them back into health with a laugh!

Choice #1
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Heard you're feeling a bit 'split end.' Hope you bounce back before I have to attempt my own bangs... again.

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Choice #2
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Get well soon! My hair is starting to look like a 'before' picture, and frankly, I blame your absence.

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Choice #3
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So, you're sick? Figures, you're probably just trying to avoid giving me a perm. Hope you're not 'cutting corners' on your recovery!

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Choice #4
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They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my roots are just growing blonder. Hurry up and get well, my hair needs you more than you need rest.

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Choice #5
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Missing in action, huh? My hair is starting to look like a bird's nest. Consider this a 'hair-raising' emergency. Get well!

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Choice #6
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Hope you recover quickly! My current look is 'bad hair day,' and I'm pretty sure it's a direct result of your 'sick day.'

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Choice #7
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Don't worry, I haven't cut my own hair... yet. But if you don't get well soon, there might be a new 'avant-garde' style happening. Your move.

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Choice #8
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Get well soon! If you're not back in the chair, who's going to tell me my hair is too flat while making me feel like a million bucks? No one, that's who!

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Choice #9
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Heard you're not feeling well. Just remember, even your 'sick day' hair is probably better than my 'good hair day.' Get well, you legend!

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Choice #10
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Is this just an elaborate scheme to make us appreciate you more? Because it's working. My hair is a disaster. Get well, or I'm coming over with my own scissors.

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Common Questions

Q.Is it really okay to send savage get well wishes?

Absolutely! If you have a close, playful relationship with your hair stylist, a well-intentioned roast can be a hilarious and memorable way to show you care. Just make sure they'll appreciate the humor!

Q.How do I know if my hair stylist will appreciate this type of humor?

Consider your existing relationship. Do you often joke around? Do they have a good sense of humor and dish out light-hearted jabs themselves? If so, they'll likely love a clever, savage message. If not, stick to a more traditional approach.

Q.Should I include a real get well message with the roast?

Yes, it's always a good idea to balance the humor with genuine well wishes. You can start with a funny roast and then add a sincere line like, 'But seriously, hope you're feeling better soon!' to ensure your care comes across.