Savage / Roast Get Well Soon Wishes for Landlord
Has your landlord finally caught something... other than your rent check? While you might feel a tiny bit of sympathy, let's be honest, they've probably earned a good roasting. Here are some 'get well soon' wishes with a side of savage sass for the person who holds your lease.
Heard you're feeling under the weather. Maybe for once, you'll actually fix something quickly β like your own health.
βGet well soon! We're all hoping this isn't a pre-existing condition that will delay essential repairs around here.
βWishing you a speedy recovery, though I suppose 'speedy' isn't a word you're familiar with when it comes to maintenance requests.
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βSending you positive vibes, and a gentle reminder that even a landlord can't evict a virus. Get well, I guess.
βHeard you're feeling poorly. Don't worry, we won't deduct it from your security deposit, but we might consider a rent reduction if you're incapacitated long enough.
βGet well soon! We miss seeing you... around the building inspecting for imaginary damages.
βHope you recover quickly and can return to your duties, like raising the rent and ignoring our calls.
βMay your recovery be faster than your response time to a broken boiler. Wishing you all the best.
βThinking of you during this tough time. Just imagine, this is how we feel waiting for someone to fix the communal washing machine.
βCommon Questions
Q.Is it appropriate to send a 'savage' get well message to my landlord?
While it's unconventional, these wishes are meant for a very specific, lighthearted (or deeply frustrated) dynamic. Use discretion and know your landlord's sense of humor β or lack thereof β before sending.
Q.What if my landlord doesn't have a sense of humor about it?
If you're unsure, it's safer to stick to more traditional well wishes or simply refrain. These messages are best for situations where you have an established, albeit prickly, rapport.
Q.Are these messages suitable for a formal landlord-tenant relationship?
Absolutely not. These are strictly for informal, perhaps slightly adversarial, relationships where both parties understand the inherent sarcasm and jest. For professional settings, always choose genuinely kind and polite greetings.