Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Bartender
Tired of generic 'Happy New Year' texts? For the unsung hero behind the bar who's heard it all, a basic wish just won't cut it. This New Year, serve up a laugh with our collection of savage roasts specifically crafted for your favorite bartender.
May your New Year be filled with endless 'just one more' requests, and your tips reflect the economy, not your charm. Happy New Year!
βHere's to a New Year where your worst customer only spills their drink on *someone else*. You've earned that much, probably.
βWishing you a New Year full of strong drinks... for your customers, so they stop telling you their life story after the second one. Bottoms up!
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Generate with AIHappy New Year! May your ice machine never break, and your liver recover quicker than your dignity after a busy Saturday night.
βAnother year, another round of judging everyone's drink choices. May your cynicism only grow stronger in 2024. Cheers!
βTo the one who knows all our secrets but somehow keeps their job: May your New Year be as full of questionable decisions as our tabs.
βHappy New Year! May your shifts be shorter than a 'light beer' order, and your 'last call' actually mean something for once.
βHere's to hoping your New Year brings you better tips than the last, because let's be honest, you've seen things no therapist could fix for free.
βMay your New Year be less watered down than your weakest cocktail, and your tolerance for bad jokes remain surprisingly high. Or not.
βHappy New Year! We're all secretly wondering how much of your soul you've sold for those speed pourers. Hope it was worth it.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I know if a savage New Year wish is appropriate for my bartender?
Consider your relationship with the bartender and their personality. If they have a great sense of humor, often banter with customers, and can take a joke, then a playful roast is likely fine. If they're more reserved or new, you might want to err on the side of a funnier, less 'savage' option.
Q.What's the best way to deliver these savage New Year wishes?
For maximum impact and to ensure the humor lands, deliver it in person with a smile, perhaps even with a drink order! If sending a text, add an emoji (like a winking face π or a skull π) to clearly indicate it's a joke. A small New Year's tip alongside could also soften the blow and show your appreciation.
Q.Can I customize these wishes to be even more specific to my bartender?
Absolutely! Personalization makes any roast even funnier and more memorable. Think about inside jokes, their signature drink, a particular quirk, or a memorable incident. We encourage you to swap out generic phrases for specific details that only your bartender would truly appreciate.