Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Best Friend
Forget the sappy greetings this year. Your best friend deserves a New Year wish that's as brutally honest and hilariously savage as your friendship. Get ready to dish out some playful roasts that will make them question their life choices β all in good fun, of course!
Happy New Year, bestie! May your resolutions last longer than your last relationship. (So, maybe until January 2nd?)
βAnother year, another chance for you to *try* and be a better person. Don't worry, I'm already taking bets on when you'll fail. Happy New Year!
βWishing you a New Year filled with slightly less questionable decisions than the last. But let's be real, who am I kidding? Love ya!
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Generate with AIHappy New Year! May your hangovers be less severe than your taste in fashion. Good luck with that.
βHere's to a New Year where you finally figure out what you want to do with your life... or at least remember where you parked your car. Cheers!
βTo my dearest best friend: May your 2024 be as wild and unpredictable as your search history. Happy New Year!
βHappy New Year! I'm genuinely excited to see all the new ways you'll disappoint yourself this year. Just kidding (mostly).
βWishing you a New Year full of growth, maturity, and maybe, just maybe, learning to load the dishwasher correctly. A guy can dream!
βMay your New Year be blessed with fewer embarrassing moments and more successful attempts at adulting. (Spoiler: It probably won't be.) Happy New Year!
βHappy New Year, you magnificent disaster! Here's to another year of me having to explain your antics to confused strangers. Don't ever change (please, for my entertainment).
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I ensure my best friend takes a 'savage' wish in good humor?
The key is knowing your friend and your shared humor. Deliver the wish with a playful tone, a smile, or a wink, and immediately follow up with genuine affection or an 'I love you, you idiot!' to reinforce that it's all in fun.
Q.What if my friend is sensitive, but I still want to roast them playfully?
Opt for lighter jabs that target universal struggles or inside jokes that only they would understand. Avoid sensitive topics or anything that could genuinely hurt their feelings. Focus on common New Year's tropes like failed resolutions or hangovers rather than personal insecurities.
Q.Can I combine a savage wish with a heartfelt one?
Absolutely! A great approach is to start with your savage roast, get the laugh, and then transition into a genuine, heartfelt wish for their success, happiness, or health in the New Year. This shows you care deeply while still maintaining your playful dynamic.