Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Boyfriend
Ready to kick off the New Year by expertly roasting your main squeeze? Forget the sappy sentiments; itβs time to send your boyfriend a New Year wish thatβs as hilariously brutal as your love. Get ready to make him laugh, cringe, and maybe even question his life choices (just kidding... mostly).
Happy New Year, babe! May your resolutions last longer than your attention span for my stories this year.
βCheers to a New Year, darling! Hereβs hoping you finally learn to replace the toilet paper roll without being asked.
βAnother year, another chance for you to prove me wrong about your cooking skills. Happy New Year, chef (of microwave meals)!
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Generate with AIHappy New Year to my favorite human! May your pockets be as full as your excuses for not doing the dishes.
βWishing you a New Year filled with as much success as you have at finding things that are 'right where you left them' (even though they're not).
βHappy New Year! May you find all the missing socks, and maybe even your way to the laundry basket without supervision.
βHere's to a New Year, sweetheart! May your gym membership finally get more use than your subscription to every streaming service known to man.
βHappy New Year, love! This year, I hope you surprise me by remembering our anniversary without a calendar notification.
βMay your New Year be as bright as your future (once you figure out what you're doing with it). Kidding! Mostly. Happy New Year!
βTo my amazing boyfriend, Happy New Year! May you grow in wisdom, grace, and your ability to choose a good movie without scrolling for an hour.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I know if my boyfriend will appreciate a savage New Year wish?
Consider his sense of humor. If he enjoys playful teasing, banter, and isn't easily offended, he'll likely find these wishes hilarious and a sign of your unique connection. If he's more sensitive, you might want to tone it down or stick to more traditional greetings.
Q.What's the best way to deliver a savage New Year wish?
Deliver it with a wink, a smile, or an emoji that clearly conveys humor (like π or π). Text messages, direct messages, or even saying it in person while giving him a hug can work well. The key is to ensure the tone is understood as playful and affectionate, not genuinely mean-spirited.
Q.Can I customize these wishes to be even more personal?
Absolutely! Personalizing them makes them even funnier and more impactful. Think about specific quirks, inside jokes, or ongoing lighthearted battles you share. Replacing a general roast with something only *he* would understand will show your love and humor even more.