Funny New Year Wishes for Cat Lover
Sending a New Year card to a cat lover? Skip the generic 'Happy New Year' and choose a message that will make them smile (and maybe their cat too). The right funny wish shows you know their feline obsession and adds a playful touch to their celebration.
May your New Year be as unpredictable as a cat chasing a laser pointer, and may you always land on your feet (unlike my vase).
βWishing you a year filled with more naps than your cat, zero hairballs, and the constant, judgmental stare of feline approval.
βHere's to a New Year where you finally train your cat to fetch... or at least stop knocking things off the counter at 3 AM. A girl can dream!
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βNew Year's Resolution: Pet more cats. That's it. That's the whole list. Wishing you maximum feline cuddle time!
βHope your New Year is less dramatic than a cat seeing a cucumber and more satisfying than finding the perfect sunbeam to nap in.
βWishing you a year of successful negotiations with your feline overlord. May the treats flow freely and the 5 AM wake-up calls cease.
βMay your lap be warm, your yarn be safe, and your New Year be filled with the gentle pitter-patter of not-so-gentle cat zoomies.
βHere's to a New Year with fewer 'gifts' of dead mice on the doorstep and more gifts of, you know, actual presents. Cheers!
βWishing you a prosperous New Year where you finally afford that cat tree mansion your furry boss has been eyeing. Resistance is futile.
βCommon Questions
Q.When is the best time to send a New Year card to a cat lover?
Aim to send it so it arrives a few days before New Year's Eve. This gives them time to enjoy it and maybe even show it to their cat (who will, of course, pretend not to care).
Q.Should I include a picture of a cat on the card?
Absolutely! A funny cat photo or illustration is a must. Extra points if it's a cat doing something 'New Year' themed, like wearing a tiny party hat or looking unimpressed by confetti.
Q.What if I'm not sure if their cat would approve of the message?
All cats are secretly judges of character. If your wish is genuinely funny and comes from a place of love for the owner, the cat will sense this and may grace you with a slow blink of approval. Probably.