Witty / Clever New Year Wishes for Cat Lovers
Is your idea of a perfect New Year's Eve cuddling a purring furball instead of enduring awkward small talk? We get it! This year, skip the generic greetings and send wishes as sharp and charming as your favorite feline.
May your New Year be filled with as much joy as a fresh box and as few unexpected hairballs as possible. Happy New Year!
βHere's to a New Year where your coffee is strong, your catnip is fresh, and your cat still thinks you're the one who needs training. Cheers!
βWishing you a purr-fectly marvelous New Year, full of naps, sunbeams, and only mildly destructive playtime. May your lap always be occupied!
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βHappy New Year! May your litter box always be scooped, your food bowl always full, and your cat's love conditional only on treats.
βThis New Year, may your zoom calls be uninterrupted by flying paws, and your cat grant you at least 30 minutes of undisturbed productivity. Good luck!
βCheers to a New Year filled with endless purrs, fewer scratched furniture, and the unwavering belief that you are, in fact, the chosen human.
βWishing you a New Year where your cat accepts your affection, your socks remain unmolested, and you discover the secret to their eternal napping power.
βMay your New Year sparkle brighter than a laser pointer dot, and may your cat finally forgive you for that one time you dared to move while they were sleeping on you.
βHappy New Year! May your days be long, your nights be quiet (unless a midnight zoomie session is involved), and your cat's judgment of you remain only moderately severe.
βCommon Questions
Q.What's the best way to deliver a witty New Year wish to a cat lover?
Via text, email, or a card, ideally accompanied by a photo of a cat looking unimpressed by the concept of resolutions. Bonus points for including a cat hair.
Q.Can I use these wishes if the cat lover has multiple cats?
Absolutely! Just multiply the joy, the chaos, and the hairballs by the number of feline overlords. They'll appreciate the scale.
Q.What if my cat-loving friend prefers dogs?
Well, that's a cat-astrophe! These wishes are purr-fectly tailored for the discerning cat enthusiast. You might need to find a new friend... or at least a dog-specific card.