Funny New Year Wishes for Cousin

Your cousin is more than just family; they're your partner in crime, your confidant, and often, the source of endless laughs. As a new year rolls in, why not make them snort with joy and remind them of all the funny memories you share? Ditch the boring greetings and send them a wish that's as hilarious and unique as your bond.

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Happy New Year, cuz! May your resolutions last longer than my attention span for a serious conversation about adulting.

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Here's to a New Year filled with more good times, fewer bad decisions, and absolutely no embarrassing family photos ending up on social media (unless they're of you, of course!).

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Another year, another chance to annoy our parents together! Happy New Year, my favorite co-conspirator. May your wine glass always be full and your excuses always be believable.

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Happy New Year, cousin! May your hangovers be mild, your pizza always arrive hot, and your biggest challenge be deciding which streaming service to binge next.

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To my dear cousin, I hope your New Year is sparkling with joy, overflowing with success, and doesn't involve me bailing you out of any questionable decisions. Just kidding... mostly! Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year! May you find true happiness, boundless prosperity, and finally figure out how to use that air fryer you got last Christmas. We believe in you!

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Wishing you a New Year so fantastic, it makes all our childhood shenanigans look tame by comparison. Just try not to get *too* famous; I still need someone to babysit my future kids for free.

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Happy New Year, cuz! Here's to surviving another year of family gatherings, awkward questions, and proving we're still the coolest ones in the family. (Don't tell the others I said that).

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May your New Year bring you everything you wish for, especially if 'everything' includes a large pizza, a comfy couch, and absolutely no need to wear real pants. You deserve it, my procrastinating partner!

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Happy New Year to the only person who truly understands my family trauma... I mean, family *quirks*. May your year be filled with laughter, love, and enough coffee to survive Aunt Carol's stories.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I make my New Year wish extra special for my cousin?

Personalize it! Reference a shared inside joke, a memorable childhood moment, or a specific funny trait they have. Adding a photo or video of a funny memory can also elevate your message and make them feel truly seen and appreciated.

Q.Is it okay to use playful teasing in a New Year wish for a cousin?

Absolutely, especially if your relationship with your cousin is built on playful banter! A well-intentioned, lighthearted tease can be very funny and show the closeness of your bond. Just ensure it's not genuinely offensive or hurtful, and always comes from a place of affection.

Q.What's the best way to deliver a funny New Year wish?

Beyond a text or social media post, consider a video message where you deliver the wish with a funny voice or expression. A handwritten card with a silly drawing, or even a voice note, can also add a personal touch that makes the funny wish even more impactful and memorable.