Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Cousin
Tired of generic New Year greetings? This year, let's unleash your inner prankster on your favorite (or least favorite) cousin! Dive into our collection of savage and hilarious roast wishes guaranteed to kick off their New Year with a bang... or a burn.
Happy New Year, cousin! May your resolutions last longer than your last diet attempt. So, probably until January 2nd?
βAnother year, another chance for you to *try* and glow up. Here's to hoping 2024 is finally your year! (But don't hold your breath).
βWishing you a New Year filled with personal growth, success, and maybe, just maybe, an updated wardrobe. Please.
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Generate with AIHappy New Year! May 2024 finally bring you someone who can tolerate your quirks for more than a month. Good luck with that!
βCheers to a New Year, cousin! May your bank account grow faster than your list of questionable life choices. Fingers crossed for both!
βHappy New Year! Here's to hoping you make better decisions in 2024... or at least fewer regrettable ones that we all have to hear about.
βNew Year, new me? Nah, not you. Happy New Year, cousin! Enjoy the extra pounds you'll be working on (or not).
βHappy New Year to my dearest cousin! May 2024 bring you less annoying habits, and us more peace. (Mostly us).
βWishing you a Happy New Year! May you finally achieve all your dreams... or at least get out of bed before noon on weekends. Aim high!
βHappy New Year, cousin! May your 2024 be as bright as mine... oh wait, that's impossible. Just try your best!
βCommon Questions
Q.How can I deliver these savage wishes without causing actual offense?
It's all about knowing your cousin's sense of humor! Deliver these with a big smile, a wink, and perhaps a follow-up hug to ensure they know it's all in good fun. Context and your tone are key β ensure they understand it's a playful roast, not a genuine insult.
Q.Are these types of wishes suitable for all cousins?
Absolutely not! These savage wishes are best reserved for cousins with whom you share a very close bond and a robust, reciprocal sense of humor. If your cousin is easily offended or doesn't appreciate playful teasing, it's best to stick to more traditional, heartfelt greetings.
Q.What if my cousin roasts me back after I send them a savage wish?
Embrace it! That's half the fun of a good roast. Be prepared with a witty comeback, or simply laugh along. It shows you can take what you dish out and keeps the playful banter going strong. Consider it a challenge accepted!