Witty / Clever New Year Wishes for Cousin

Tired of the same old 'Happy New Year'? Your favorite cousin deserves a greeting as unique and brilliant as they are! Dive into our collection of witty and clever New Year wishes designed to bring a smile, a chuckle, and maybe even a slight eye-roll (the good kind!).

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Happy New Year, cuz! May your resolutions last longer than the holiday leftovers, but not so long you actually have to keep them all year.

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Choice #2
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Here's to a New Year, cousin! May your WiFi be strong, your coffee be stronger, and your hangovers be non-existent. (One of those is a long shot, I know).

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Choice #3
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Another year, another chance to pretend we're adults. Happy New Year, cuz! Let's make questionable decisions slightly more responsibly this time.

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Choice #4
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Happy New Year to my favorite cousin! May your bank account grow fatter than your holiday waistline, and your troubles shrink smaller than your patience with distant relatives.

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Choice #5
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Cheers to a New Year, dear cousin! May you find new ways to annoy your siblings, achieve all your goals, and still have time for epic naps.

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Choice #6
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Wishing you a New Year so good, you'll forget all the questionable choices we made last year. (I know I will!) Happy New Year, cuz!

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Choice #7
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Happy New Year, cousin! May your memes be fresh, your comebacks be quick, and your ability to tolerate family gatherings remain miraculously intact.

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Choice #8
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To my brilliant cousin, may your New Year be full of success, laughter, and enough caffeine to survive the next family reunion. Happy New Year!

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Choice #9
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May your New Year be less 'new year, new me' and more 'new year, same awesome me, just with better snacks.' Happy New Year, cuz!

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Choice #10
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Happy New Year, cuz! May you successfully dodge all responsibilities, acquire new awesome gadgets, and still manage to impress everyone. You're a pro!

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Common Questions

Q.Why choose a witty wish for my cousin?

A witty wish stands out! It shows personality, thoughtfulness, and your unique bond. It's more memorable than a generic greeting and can spark a genuine laugh or appreciative smile, reinforcing your special connection.

Q.How can I personalize these witty wishes even further?

To personalize, add an inside joke, a shared memory, or a specific reference to something your cousin is currently doing or planning (e.g., 'May your new year be as epic as your last gaming conquest!'). A simple 'Remember when...' or 'Thinking of our...' can make it truly yours.

Q.Is a witty wish appropriate for all cousins?

While many cousins appreciate humor, consider your cousin's personality and your relationship. If they have a good sense of humor and enjoy lighthearted banter, a witty wish is perfect. If they are more traditional or sensitive, you might opt for a more heartfelt but still unique message, perhaps with a subtle, gentle cleverness.

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