Funny New Year Wishes for Crush

Ready to kick off the New Year with a chuckle and maybe a little spark? We've gathered the funniest, most charmingly awkward wishes perfect for making your crush laugh their way into the new year. Forget the usual 'Happy New Year' – it's time to get creative!

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Happy New Year! I made a resolution to finally tell you how amazing you are... after a few more celebratory drinks.

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I hope your New Year is as bright as your smile, and hopefully, I'm a part of it (even if it's just to share pizza).

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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating, so here I am, wishing you a Happy New Year... and also maybe asking you out. Oops, said the quiet part out loud!

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Happy New Year! May your hangovers be mild, your resolutions be unbroken, and your crush (me!) finally notice you in a new light.

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They say a New Year brings new beginnings. Does that include us finally getting coffee without it being 'just friends'? Asking for a friend... who is me.

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Wishing you a New Year filled with joy, success, and maybe a text back from me. (Just kidding... mostly.)

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Happy New Year! I'm pretty sure my resolution should be to flirt less awkwardly with you. But then where's the fun in that?

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May your New Year be full of exciting adventures... like navigating the grocery store on January 2nd. And maybe one adventure with me?

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Here's to a New Year where we spend less time scrolling through memes and more time... well, scrolling through memes together. Or doing something else fun, you decide!

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Happy New Year! I hope your year is filled with everything you wish for, especially if what you wished for was 'more of me'.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I make a New Year wish for my crush stand out?

Keep it light, personal, and add a touch of humor! Avoid generic messages. Reference an inside joke or a shared interest to show you put thought into it. A funny wish shows confidence and approachability, making it memorable.

Q.Is it okay to be a little flirty in a New Year wish for a crush?

Absolutely, as long as it's playful and not overly aggressive. The goal is to make them smile and hint at your interest, not to make them uncomfortable. Humor is a great way to gauge their reaction to flirtation without putting too much pressure on them.

Q.What if they don't respond to my funny New Year wish?

Don't overthink it! People are busy during the holidays, and not every message warrants an immediate response. If they don't reply, don't press the issue. It was just a fun message, and there will be other opportunities to connect. Keep your cool and move on.