Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Crush
Ready to make your crush laugh (and maybe question their life choices) this New Year? Forget the sappy greetings. It's time to unleash your inner comedian with these perfectly savage and roast-worthy New Year wishes. Guaranteed to get a reaction, or at least a confused emoji.
Hope your New Year resolutions last longer than your last relationship. Just kidding... mostly. π Happy New Year!
βHere's to a New Year where you finally figure out what you want. Or at least, where you left your keys. Happy New Year!
βMay your New Year be filled with all the good things you deserve... and none of the bad decisions you usually make. Happy New Year, you menace!
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βWishing you a New Year as bright and sparkling as your personality... after three cups of coffee. Happy New Year!
βHope you find everything you're looking for in the New Year, especially that last shred of dignity from 2023. Happy New Year!
βThis New Year, I'm wishing you fewer awkward silences and more successful attempts at adulting. Good luck! Happy New Year!
βMay your New Year glow-up be as dramatic as your excuses for not texting back. Just kidding, mostly. Happy New Year!
βHere's to a New Year where your crush finally notices you... or you finally notice someone who *actually* deserves you. Happy New Year!
βWishing you a New Year where your biggest commitment is something other than your phone charger. Just saying. Happy New Year!
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I know if a savage wish is right for my crush?
Consider your crush's sense of humor and your existing dynamic. If they appreciate playful teasing and sarcasm, and you have a good rapport, then go for it! If they're more sensitive, you might want to dial down the 'savage' a notch and lean into 'playful'.
Q.What's the best way to send these wishes?
For maximum impact, a direct message (text, DM on social media) works best as it feels more personal. You could also deliver it in person if you're ringing in the New Year together, but be ready for their immediate reaction!
Q.What if my crush doesn't get the joke?
If they seem confused or offended, a quick follow-up like 'Just kidding! Mostly. π Happy New Year!' or 'Hope you know I'm just playing, you're awesome!' can clarify your intentions and smooth things over. The key is to keep it light and fun.