Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Cyclist
Tired of sending generic New Year greetings? For that friend who lives and breathes spandex, two wheels, and questionable tan lines, it's time to elevate your game. Get ready to dish out some serious, pedal-powered New Year roasts that are as cutting as their Strava segments.
May your New Year be filled with as much joy as you pretend to feel during a gravel ride, and may your chain always stay on... unlike your New Year's resolutions.
βHere's to a New Year of even more expensive gear you 'absolutely need,' only to get dropped on the first climb. Keep dreaming of that KOM!
βHappy New Year! May your Strava segments be less disappointing, and your coffee rides actually involve coffee, not just bragging about wattage.
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Generate with AIWishing you a New Year where your bike doesn't break down mid-century, and you finally learn how to change a flat without calling someone. Probably not, though.
βMay your New Year bring fewer headwinds, fewer flats, and absolutely no improvement in your climbing speed. Some things never change, do they?
βHappy New Year! May your cycling kit somehow get even tighter, and your 'rest days' still involve 50 miles. Because obsession is a lifestyle, apparently.
βThis New Year, I hope you finally find someone who cares about your FTP as much as you do. Hint: It's probably just your coach, and they're lying.
βHere's to a New Year of complaining about drivers, complaining about hills, and still spending all your money on fancy carbon. At least you're consistent!
βMay your New Year's resolution to 'ride more' actually mean riding *outside* the coffee shop, and may your bike computer finally display some impressive numbers. Unlikely, but one can hope.
βHappy New Year! May you find true happiness, or at least a new carbon wheelset that *definitely* makes you faster, despite all evidence to the contrary.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I ensure these wishes are taken in good fun?
Context is key! Deliver these wishes with a playful smirk, a clear tone of affection, and perhaps a follow-up genuine wish. Your cycling friend knows your sense of humor β just make sure they're in on the joke.
Q.Can I use these wishes for serious cyclists or only casual riders?
These roasts are best suited for cyclists with a good sense of humor who can appreciate a bit of friendly banter, regardless of their skill level. Avoid using them on someone who might be sensitive about their performance or gear.
Q.What if my friend doesn't have a Strava account?
No problem! You can easily adapt the Strava-specific wishes by replacing 'Strava segments' or 'KOM' with references to 'your favorite climbs,' 'your personal bests,' or general 'riding achievements' to keep the roast relevant.