Sarcastic New Year Wishes for Dog Lover
Choosing the right New Year wish for a dog lover means acknowledging their true priority: the four-legged friend who gets more attention than you. Generic greetings won't cut it when their dog's Instagram has more followers than yours. Let's get specific and sarcastic.
May your New Year's resolution to walk the dog daily last longer than your gym membership did in January.
“Here's hoping 2024 brings your dog fewer embarrassing haircuts and you fewer conversations about their bowel movements.
“Wishing you a year where your dog finally learns 'drop it' means the slipper, not just the toy you wanted them to have.
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“Hope your dog gets all the treats they deserve, and you get to clean up only slightly less glittery vomit this year.
“Wishing you 365 days of your dog pretending not to hear you, except when you open the cheese wrapper.
“May your New Year be filled with joy, laughter, and your dog not rolling in something dead right before guests arrive.
“Here's to another year of your dog being the favorite child, and you just being the one who pays for everything.
“Wishing your dog a year of successful squirrel chases, and you a year of successful leash-holding during them.
“May your dog's New Year's Eve be less dramatic than their reaction to a bath, and yours involve less drool on the couch.
“Common Questions
Q.Is sarcasm appropriate for New Year cards to dog lovers?
Absolutely, if you know the recipient well. Dog lovers with a sense of humor appreciate cards that poke fun at the chaos and joy of pet ownership, making it more personal than generic well-wishes.
Q.Should I include the dog's name in the card?
Yes, it adds a personal touch. Using their dog's name shows you pay attention to what matters to them. For sarcastic wishes, it makes the joke even better—like 'May Bella finally learn the trash can isn't a buffet.'
Q.When is the best time to send a New Year card to a dog lover?
Send it a few days before New Year's Eve, so they can enjoy it amid the holiday rush. Avoid peak mail times, and consider an e-card if their dog tends to 'help' open mail with excessive enthusiasm.