Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Ex-Boyfriend
The New Year is all about fresh starts, and what better way to kick things off than by sending some hilariously brutal well-wishes to that ex-boyfriend who just won't fade into oblivion? It's time to celebrate your freedom with a dose of savage humor. Get ready to roast!
Happy New Year! May this year finally bring you the self-awareness you've been missing since... well, forever.
βHere's to a New Year as successful and fulfilling as my life has been since you left. Spoiler: it's amazing.
βWishing you a New Year where you find someone who tolerates all your quirks, because I certainly reached my quota. Good luck out there!
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βHappy New Year! I hope you finally achieve that 'glow up' you've been postponing since 2019. (Mine's already complete, thanks).
βHere's to a New Year where you learn from your mistakes. Just kidding, we both know that's not happening.
βWishing you a New Year as eventful as your dating history after me. So, probably not very.
βMay your resolutions actually stick this year, unlike your last relationship. Oh, wait...
βHappy New Year! May you find someone who loves you as much as you love yourself. It's a high bar, I know.
βTo a New Year where you finally figure out what you want... just make sure it's not me. Again.
βCommon Questions
Q.Why send a 'savage' New Year wish to an ex?
It's a cathartic, humorous way to mark a new chapter and remind yourself (and maybe them) of your newfound freedom. It's about celebrating your fresh start with a little well-deserved sass.
Q.How can I ensure my savage wish lands perfectly?
Tailor it slightly to a specific quirk or flaw your ex notoriously possessed. The more specific to your past dynamic, the funnier (and more effective) the roast will be.
Q.Should I expect a response after sending one of these?
While a reaction isn't the primary goal, be prepared for anything from silence to an offended reply. Your best bet is to send it, enjoy the moment, and then continue focusing on your fabulous New Year.