Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Ex-Girlfriend
As the ball drops and a new year dawns, why not give your ex-girlfriend a New Year's greeting she'll never forget? If 'sugar and spice' isn't your style, and 'sweet' isn't in your vocabulary when it comes to her, you've come to the right place. Dive into our collection of perfectly crafted savage and roast New Year wishes designed to make her reflect on past mistakes (yours, of course!).
May your New Year be as full of good choices as our relationship was. Good luck with that!
βHere's to a New Year where you finally find someone who tolerates you as much as I did. You'll need it.
βHappy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than our last conversation.
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βHope your New Year's Eve kiss is as exciting as our relationship's last gasp. Probably not, but a guy can dream.
βAnother year, another chance to prove you haven't changed. Happy New Year!
βMay your New Year bring you everything you deserve... which, if our past is any indication, should be interesting.
βCheers to a New Year! I'm celebrating finally having space in my life for something new and exciting. You're welcome for the inspiration.
βHappy New Year! I'm genuinely hoping you find someone who loves you as much as you love being dramatic. My best wishes!
βAs the clock strikes midnight, remember that some things are better left in the past. Like us. And hopefully, your questionable fashion choices. Happy New Year!
βCommon Questions
Q.Why would I send a savage New Year wish to my ex?
Sometimes, closure comes with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of well-deserved sass. It's not about being truly mean, but about reclaiming your power and ending the year on your terms, perhaps with a cheeky reminder of why things ended. It can be a cathartic way to say goodbye to the past and welcome a truly fresh start.
Q.What's the best way to deliver these wishes without seeming overly bitter?
The key is timing and tone. A quick text or a direct message works best. Keep it short, sharp, and confident. The underlying humor, even if dark, should be clear. Remember, it's a 'roast,' not a full-blown attack. If you're questioning if it crosses the line, it might be safer to choose a less intense wish or not send one at all.
Q.Are there any risks to sending savage wishes to an ex?
Absolutely. Be prepared for a reaction, or no reaction at all. Your ex might respond in kind, ignore you, or even be genuinely upset. Consider the potential impact on mutual friends or family. If your goal is truly to move on peacefully, sending these might not always be the best path. Use with caution and only if you're truly over the drama and seeking a final, memorable jab.