Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Flight Attendant
Another year, another 365 days of recycled air and questionable airline food. As the New Year approaches, it's time to ditch the polite greetings and serve up some turbulence-level humor to your favorite flight attendant. Get ready to roast them with these savage wishes that are sure to make them either laugh or ground you.
May your New Year be as uplifting as your career path, meaning, not much has changed since you first took flight.
βHere's to a New Year filled with even more delayed flights, crying babies, and passengers who think the call button is a personal servant summoner.
βWishing you a New Year where every passenger actually listens to the safety briefing. Just kidding, you know that's never happening.
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βCheers to another year of perfecting that 'I'm smiling but I really want to throttle you' facial expression. Happy New Year!
βHope your New Year resolution isn't to get more legroom, because we both know that's a lost cause. Bottoms up!
βThis New Year, may you successfully hide from your least favorite passenger for an entire flight. A true feat of air stealth!
βMay your New Year be less turbulent than your love life, and may you finally find a partner who understands 'airport time' isn't an excuse for everything.
βWishing you a New Year where the only thing overbooked is your social calendar, not your flight. Fat chance!
βHere's to a New Year where your layovers are actually in exciting cities, not just another airport hotel with questionable carpet stains. Dream big!
βCommon Questions
Q.Why would I send a 'savage' New Year wish to a flight attendant?
For close friends or colleagues with a good sense of humor, a savage roast can be a hilarious way to show affection and acknowledge the unique challenges of their job in a lighthearted, playful manner. It's all about shared inside jokes and knowing your audience.
Q.How do I ensure my roast doesn't cross the line?
The key is knowing your flight attendant's personality and your relationship with them. Stick to common, relatable grievances of the job (e.g., unruly passengers, delays, bland food) rather than personal attacks. The goal is lighthearted fun, not genuine offense.
Q.Can these wishes be used for other airline staff?
While many aspects of airline work overlap, these wishes are specifically crafted with the flight attendant experience in mind. Some might be adaptable for pilots or ground crew, but for maximum impact, tailor them to the specific role.