Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Godmother

Tired of sending generic New Year wishes? This year, let's turn up the heat with some playful jabs for your beloved godmother. If she's got a great sense of humor and can take a joke, these savage New Year roasts are perfect for making her laugh (or at least making her question your inheritance).

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Happy New Year, Godmother! May your resolutions last longer than your patience with my existence. Kidding... mostly.

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Choice #2
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Here's to a New Year, Godmother! May you finally achieve all those goals you've been putting off since I was a baby. No pressure!

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Wishing you a New Year filled with joy, prosperity, and maybe, just maybe, an actual appearance at my events this year. Just saying!

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Choice #4
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Happy New Year, Godmother! May your bank account recover from all the 'gifts' I *didn't* get last year. Just kidding! (Or am I?)

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Choice #5
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New Year, new me... but you, Godmother, are still stuck with the same old fabulous self. Try not to miss me too much when I'm not asking for money.

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To my dear Godmother, may your New Year be as sparkling as your... well, let's just say, your 'enthusiasm' for godparent duties. Cheers!

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Choice #7
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Happy New Year, Godmother! May this be the year you finally remember my birthday without a Facebook reminder. A godchild can dream, right?

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Choice #8
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Wishing you a New Year filled with less nagging from me and more quality time... with your Netflix subscription. We both know what you prefer.

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Choice #9
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Cheers to another year, Godmother! May you find all the wisdom you've been 'saving' for me and finally share some. Or at least a decent recipe.

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Choice #10
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Happy New Year! Here's hoping you finally master that 'favorite godchild' selective memory thing you've perfected. Love you (most of the time)!

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Common Questions

Q.How do I know if my godmother will appreciate these savage wishes?

Gauge her sense of humor! If she's known for playful teasing, can take a joke, and has a strong bond with you, she'll likely love them. If she's more sensitive or formal, you might want to dial down the 'savage' aspect.

Q.Should I send these wishes via text, card, or in person?

For the full effect and to ensure the tone is understood, sending them in person with a wink or a laugh is ideal. If that's not possible, a text or a card with a personal note acknowledging the humor can work well. Avoid formal channels where the sarcasm might be lost.

Q.What if she takes offense?

If you're concerned about offense, it's always best to follow up with a genuine, heartfelt New Year wish immediately after your roast. You can also add a disclaimer like "Just kidding, love you!" or "Couldn't resist!" to ensure she knows it's all in good fun.

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