Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Golfer
Another year, another chance for your favorite golfer to finally break 100... or just keep losing balls. If you're tired of polite pleasantries and ready to tee up some brutal honesty, you've come to the right bunker. Get ready to unleash the savage New Year wishes they probably deserve.
May your New Year's resolution to 'play better golf' last exactly as long as your next drive into the water hazard. Good luck!
βHere's to a New Year filled with personal bests... in how many balls you can lose before the back nine. Cheers!
βWishing you a New Year where your golf swing is as consistent as your excuses for why you didn't play well. Spoiler alert: it won't be.
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βHappy New Year! May your short game improve just enough to still annoy everyone else in your foursome. Aim low!
βThis New Year, I hope you find a way to make your expensive new driver actually shave strokes, instead of just adding more yardage to your slices.
βTo a New Year where your golf handicap finally reflects your true age... if your age was the number of missed putts you had last season.
βWishing you a New Year full of golf so thrilling, you might actually finish a round without complaining about at least three different things. (Don't hold your breath).
βMay your New Year bring you the courage to admit that those golf lessons didn't really work, and you're just as bad as ever. Embrace it!
βHappy New Year! Here's to another 365 days of you telling us about your 'almost' amazing shots, instead of actually having them. Keep dreaming!
βCommon Questions
Q.How can I make these savage New Year wishes even funnier?
Personalize them! Reference a specific notoriously bad shot, their go-to excuse, or a funny golf mishap from the past year. The more inside jokes, the harder they'll laugh (or pretend to).
Q.Are these wishes appropriate for all golfers?
These are definitely for your close friends, golf buddies, or family members who appreciate a good roast and have a thick skin! Avoid using them on your boss, a new acquaintance, or someone overly sensitive about their golf game.
Q.What if the golfer I'm sending this to is actually pretty good?
Even the best golfers have bad days or can appreciate a bit of self-deprecating humor. You can frame it as 'Even pros have their moments!' or simply acknowledge their skill but still deliver the playful jab. It's all in good fun!