Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Grandmother

Tired of the same old sweet New Year greetings? This year, let's turn up the heat! For the grandmother who can take a joke and dish one right back, we've curated the most hilariously savage New Year wishes. Get ready to playfully roast your favorite matriarch and make her New Year unforgettable – for better or worse!

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Happy New Year, Grandma! May your 2024 be filled with fewer naps during family gatherings and more successful attempts at figuring out the TV remote.

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Wishing you a New Year as vibrant and full of life as your stories from 'back in my day' – hopefully, a little shorter this time!

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Grandma, Happy New Year! May you finally master TikTok in 2024, or at least learn what it is without asking us for the 50th time.

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Here's to a New Year, Grandma! May your bridge game be strong and your memory for where you put your glasses even stronger.

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Happy New Year, Grandma! May your resolutions include less unsolicited advice and more of those delicious cookies you only make once a year.

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Grandma, may your New Year sparkle brighter than your dentures after a good scrub, and may you find fewer reasons to complain about technology!

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Wishing you a New Year filled with joy, laughter, and successful attempts at not calling every new gadget 'the thingamajig,' Grandma!

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Happy New Year, Grandma! May your social media stalking skills reach new heights, but please, no more 'accidental' likes on posts from 2012.

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To the woman who's seen it all (and probably judged most of it): Happy New Year, Grandma! May your 2024 be less judgmental and more 'live and let live' – just kidding, keep 'em coming!

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Grandma, Happy New Year! May your hearing aids work flawlessly, especially when we're talking about inheritance, and conveniently fail when we're discussing chores.

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Common Questions

Q.Is it okay to roast my grandmother with these wishes?

Absolutely! If your grandmother has a fantastic sense of humor and loves a good laugh, a playful roast can be a memorable and affectionate way to connect. Just ensure you know her limits and keep it light-hearted and loving.

Q.How do I know if my grandma will appreciate these kinds of wishes?

Consider her personality. Does she tell jokes? Is she quick-witted? Does she tease others (and take teasing well)? If she's known for her playful spirit and doesn't take herself too seriously, she'll likely love the unique, humorous touch.

Q.What if I want to be funny but not *too* savage?

You can always soften the edges of these wishes or choose the milder ones. The key is intent – deliver it with a warm smile, a hug, or a playful wink to ensure she knows it's all in good fun and comes from a place of love, not malice.

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