Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Graphic Designer
Tired of wishing your favorite graphic designer a *genuinely* happy New Year? This year, let's skip the sincerity and dive straight into some much-needed, pixel-perfect savagery! Brace yourselves for 10 brutally honest roast wishes, guaranteed to make them question every 'client revision' decision of 2023. Happy New Year... or something.
May your New Year be filled with fewer 'make the logo bigger' requests and more clients who actually understand kerning. Dream big, you pixel-pusher!
βHere's to a New Year where your 'final' designs actually stay final, and your hard drive doesn't spontaneously combust from all those unused font files.
βWishing you a New Year where your biggest challenge isn't explaining why Comic Sans is a crime against humanity. Good luck, you'll need it.
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βHappy New Year! May your Pantone swatches finally match the client's screen, and may your 'urgent' projects arrive before the actual deadline for once.
βThis New Year, I hope you finally discover the 'undo' button for that disastrous gradient you thought was 'edgy' back in 2018. We all make mistakes.
βTo the graphic designer: May your coffee be strong, your deadlines distant, and your clients miraculously develop an understanding of basic design principles. A true New Year miracle!
βHere's to a New Year of successfully convincing clients that 'impact font' isn't actually a good idea. Keep fighting the good fight, even if it's futile.
βMay your New Year be filled with fewer revisions, more actual design work, and a sudden, inexplicable surge in your retainer fees. Just kidding on the last part, mostly.
βHappy New Year! May your designs be as flawless as you pretend they are after one too many late-night Red Bulls. And may your 'inspired by' folder grow even larger.
βCommon Questions
Q.Why would I send a 'savage' New Year wish to a graphic designer?
It's all in good fun! Savage or roast wishes are a playful way to show affection and understanding for the unique challenges and inside jokes of a graphic design career. It's meant to spark laughter and lighthearted banter, not genuinely offend.
Q.What's the best way to deliver these roast wishes?
Context is key! These are best delivered in person with a smile, via a private message to a friend you know well, or in an office setting where this type of humor is common and appreciated. Avoid public posts if you're unsure of the recipient's sense of humor.
Q.Are these wishes appropriate for all graphic designers?
Definitely not for everyone! These 'savage' wishes are intended for graphic designers with a great sense of humor who appreciate a good roast. If you're unsure if someone will find it funny, err on the side of caution and stick to a traditional, heartfelt New Year greeting instead.