Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Gym Rat
Tired of generic 'Happy New Year' messages? This year, let's inject some serious humor into your well-wishes for that perpetually bulking, always-flexing friend. Get ready to dish out some savage New Year roasts that'll hit harder than their last PR (probably).
May your New Year be filled with gains... just not the ones you actually want, like social skills or a life outside the gym.
βHere's to a New Year where you finally hit your PR... for skipping leg day the most times. Congrats, champ!
βHappy New Year! May your protein powder supply never run out, because we all know that's the only stable relationship you have.
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βMay your 2024 be as shredded as you claim to be in your mirror selfies, but we all know the filter does most of the heavy lifting.
βHappy New Year! Hope your resolution to 'get even bigger' doesn't mean your ego needs another spotter.
βThis New Year, I hope you discover that other muscles exist besides your biceps. Maybe even your brain? Just kidding... mostly.
βWishing you a New Year where your lifts are heavy, your carbs are low, and your actual personality doesn't get lost under all those layers of pre-workout.
βMay your 2024 be full of consistent workouts and inconsistent excuses for why you can't hang out because 'macro timing is crucial'.
βHappy New Year! Here's to another year of perfecting that 'just worked out' glow... which primarily consists of sweat and the desperate need for a shower.
βCommon Questions
Q.How should I deliver these savage New Year wishes?
Deliver them with a grin, a wink, and a dose of sarcasm. These are best shared with gym rat friends who can take a joke and appreciate the playful banter. A text, social media comment, or even a personalized card would work great!
Q.Are these wishes suitable for all gym enthusiasts?
Definitely not! These savage wishes are specifically for your closest gym rat friends who have a great sense of humor and enjoy a good roast. Avoid using them with casual acquaintances or anyone who might be sensitive about their fitness journey.
Q.What if my gym rat friend roasts me back?
Consider it a success! The best part of a friendly roast is the back-and-forth. Be ready with some playful comebacks or simply enjoy the shared laughter. It's all in good fun and a sign of a strong friendship.