Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Lawyer
Another year, another chance for your favorite legal eagles to bill you for their existence. This New Year, skip the syrupy sentiments and serve up some justice with our collection of savage and hilarious roast wishes specifically for lawyers. Get ready to object to boredom and inject some much-needed humor into their holiday season!
May your New Year be filled with billable hours, but may your clients' cases be so open and shut, you barely have to lift a brief.
βWishing you a New Year where your arguments are always sustained, and your coffee is never decaf. Because we all know how much lawyers love to object to weakness.
βHere's to a New Year where your resolutions last longer than your clients' appeals. Just kidding, we know some things are just impossible.
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βHappy New Year! May your evidence be overwhelming, your discovery process be painless, and your hourly rate remain comfortably high β just not for my cases, please.
βThis New Year, I hope you find the perfect balance between justice served and your retainer secured. Mostly the latter, right?
βWishing you a New Year full of wins, except when you're on the opposing side from me. Then, may your cases be dismissed without prejudice... to my ego.
βMay your New Year be as meticulously structured and loophole-free as your most ironclad contract. And may you find a moment to actually enjoy it without drafting amendments in your head.
βHappy New Year! May your courtroom victories be numerous, and may you finally admit that not every conversation needs to start with 'Objection! Hearsay!'
βHere's to a prosperous New Year! May your briefs be strong, your closing arguments captivating, and your conscience... well, let's not get *too* specific.
βCommon Questions
Q.Who are these savage New Year wishes for?
These wishes are perfect for your lawyer friends, family members, or colleagues who appreciate a good roast and have a sense of humor about their demanding profession. They're designed for playful jabs, not actual offense.
Q.What if my lawyer friend doesn't have a sense of humor?
Proceed with caution! While these wishes are intended to be funny and lighthearted, some individuals may not appreciate the 'savage' tone. Consider their personality carefully before sending, or perhaps opt for a more traditional greeting.
Q.Can I customize these wishes?
Absolutely! Feel free to tweak these wishes to make them even more personal or to reference inside jokes. The goal is to bring a smile and a laugh, so make them your own!