Sarcastic New Year Wishes for Personal Trainer
Another year, another chance to pretend we're excited about 'new me' resolutions. And who better to inflict our newfound (and fleeting) motivation upon than our tireless personal trainer? This year, ditch the sugary sweet sentiments and give them the New Year wishes they truly deserve: a dose of good-natured sarcasm.
Happy New Year! May your protein shakes always be perfectly blended, unlike my will to live after your leg days.
βWishing you a New Year filled with client no-shows and forgotten gym bags. You know, for a change of pace.
βHere's to a New Year of me *almost* hitting my macros and you *almost* believing me. Keep up the good work (on your end).
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Generate with AIHappy New Year! May your calendar be miraculously free of early morning sessions. (Just kidding, I know you live for the pain.)
βMay your New Year be as rewarding as seeing me actually do a full push-up. Spoiler: it won't be, but a guy can dream.
βThis New Year, I hope you finally find the time to rest... after you finish calculating all the extra reps you're going to make me do.
βHappy New Year! I wish you all the joy of explaining 'form' for the thousandth time. You're a saint, truly.
βMay your New Year bring you many new clients who *don't* ask if walking counts as cardio. Good luck with that.
βHere's to a New Year of me complaining and you pretending to listen. Our tradition is strong. Cheers!
βWishing you a New Year where all your clients magically achieve their goals without you having to lift a finger. Oh, wait, that would put you out of a job. Never mind!
βCommon Questions
Q.Is sarcasm appropriate for a personal trainer?
Absolutely! If you have a good rapport with your personal trainer, a touch of well-intentioned sarcasm can be a refreshing change from typical compliments. It shows you're comfortable and have a strong relationship, often leading to a shared laugh. Just know your audience!
Q.How can I make sure my sarcastic wish is well-received?
The key is knowing your trainer's personality. If they have a good sense of humor and you've shared jokes before, they'll likely appreciate it. Deliver it with a smile or a wink, and make sure it's clearly a joke. Avoid anything that could genuinely be interpreted as an insult.
Q.Should I include a serious message along with the sarcastic one?
It depends on your relationship. For a lighter touch, the sarcasm alone is fine. However, if you want to ensure they know your appreciation is real, you could add a brief, genuine thank you after the sarcastic wish, like, 'Seriously though, thanks for putting up with me and helping me push my limits!' This balances the humor with genuine gratitude.