Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Personal Trainer
Your personal trainer pushes you all year, sweating and screaming. Now, as the New Year rolls in, it's your turn to unleash some hilariously savage wishes! Get ready to roast their dedication (or perhaps, their questionable cheat meals) with these brutal New Year greetings.
Happy New Year! May your clients actually stick to their resolutions this year, so you don't have to pretend you're surprised when they don't.
βWishing you a New Year filled with gains... mostly in the form of new clients who are even easier to convince than your last ones.
βHappy New Year, Trainer! Hope your resolution isn't to finally get in shape yourself, because then what's your excuse for all those 'cheat days'?
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Generate with AIMay your New Year be as successful as you *tell* your clients their diet plans are, even when you know they're not.
βCheers to a New Year! May you find new ways to make us suffer that don't involve that one machine no one understands.
βHappy New Year! Here's to another year of you telling me 'just one more rep' when we both know it's always three more.
βWishing you a New Year where your clients actually remember to re-rack their weights, so you don't pull a muscle doing it yourself.
βMay your New Year be filled with fewer excuses from your clients and more honest reflections from yourself about your own gym habits.
βHappy New Year! Hope you finally find that perfect balance between screaming encouragement and quietly judging our form.
βTo my favorite personal trainer: May your coffee be strong and your patience stronger, especially when dealing with clients who promise to start 'tomorrow.' Happy New Year!
βCommon Questions
Q.Is it okay to roast my personal trainer with New Year wishes?
Absolutely! If you have a good rapport, a lighthearted savage or roast wish can be a hilarious way to show affection and acknowledge your unique relationship. It's all in good fun!
Q.How can I ensure my roast doesn't offend them?
Know your trainer's personality and your relationship with them. Keep it playful, avoid genuinely sensitive topics, and deliver it with a smile or a wink. The goal is laughter, not actual insult.
Q.What's the best way to deliver a savage New Year wish to my trainer?
You can say it in person with a grin, send it in a text, or write it in a card. For an extra touch, pair it with a small, funny gift related to the roast β like a single chocolate donut to represent their 'cheat day.'