Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Pilot
So, you've got a pilot friend and you're tired of their 'above it all' attitude? This New Year, it's time to bring them back down to earth with some expertly crafted, hilariously savage wishes. Get ready to give their ego a turbulent landing!
Happy New Year! May your landings be smoother than your attempts to explain 'minor turbulence' to panicked passengers.
βHere's to a New Year where your flight plan is clearer than your relationship status. Oh wait, you're always 'on a layover' anyway.
βWishing you a New Year filled with green lights, unless it's the one indicating 'fasten seatbelts' mid-flight. Then, carry on with the drama.
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βMay your New Year be as uplifting as your salary, and not as turbulent as the coffee in the cockpit after a 12-hour shift.
βAnother year, another chance to blame 'wind shear' for your questionable maneuvers. Happy New Year, Captain, try not to get grounded!
βThis New Year, I hope your ego doesn't require its own separate oxygen mask. We're on a budget here, you know.
βHappy New Year! May you finally upgrade from blaming ATC to admitting your own mistakes... eventually.
βHere's to a New Year where you don't confuse 'pre-flight check' with 'checking your Tinder matches before takeoff'.
βWishing you a year where your jokes are funnier than the safety briefing. Low bar, I know. Happy New Year!
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I deliver these roasts without causing an actual emergency landing?
The key is timing and knowing your pilot! Deliver these with a playful smirk, perhaps over a drink (when they're not flying, of course), and ensure they know it's all in good fun. A pre-emptive 'just kidding!' can go a long way.
Q.Are these suitable for all pilots, or just my closest friends?
These savage roasts are definitely best reserved for pilots you know extremely well and who have a robust sense of humor. Avoid using them on superiors, new acquaintances, or anyone who might take 'turbulence' personally!
Q.What if my pilot friend roasts me back?
Consider it a success! A good roast war means you've successfully engaged in playful banter. Be prepared with some witty comebacks about their desk job, their terrible driving on land, or their obsession with tiny airplane models.