Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Project Manager
Another year, another mountain of tasks, and another Project Manager trying to herd cats. This New Year, why not trade the usual 'Happy New Year' for something a little more... pointed? If your PM has a sense of humor (and thick skin), these savage wishes are for you.
May your new year be as organized as your project backlog, which means: good luck finding anything!
βWishing you a New Year filled with realistic deadlines... just kidding, you're a PM, that's impossible!
βMay your next project have zero scope creep, and may pigs fly. Happy New Year!
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βMay your coffee be strong and your team's excuses be weak this New Year. You'll need both.
βHappy New Year! May all your meetings actually start and end on time, and may I wake up from this dream soon.
βWishing you a New Year where your team actually reads the project documentation. We both know it's a pipe dream.
βMay your New Year's resolution be to delegate *more* and micromanage *less*. We're all rooting for you (mostly).
βTo the Project Manager who's seen it all (and probably caused some of it): Happy New Year! May your server never crash.
βHappy New Year! May your budget requests be approved, your resources always available, and may hell freeze over. Cheers!
βCommon Questions
Q.Who are these savage New Year wishes suitable for?
These wishes are best for Project Managers with a great sense of humor and a strong, established rapport with their team. They're meant for lighthearted roasting, not genuine offense.
Q.What if my Project Manager doesn't have a sense of humor?
If your PM is sensitive or strictly professional, it's best to stick to traditional, heartfelt New Year wishes. These savage options are for specific dynamics only.
Q.How should I deliver these wishes to ensure they're taken in good fun?
Deliver them in person with a smile, or in a team chat where the context of shared humor is clear. Adding a disclaimer like 'Just kidding!' or a laughing emoji can help soften the blow and ensure the playful intent is understood.