Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Real Estate Agent
Another year, another commission check⦠or lack thereof. This New Year, ditch the boring pleasantries and serve up some brutal honesty to the real estate agent in your life. Our collection of savage roasts will ensure their 2024 starts with a laugh, or maybe just a deep existential crisis about their closing rate.
May your 2024 be filled with so many 'pre-approved' buyers who mysteriously vanish, you start questioning if you're selling homes or Bermuda Triangles.
βHappy New Year! May your open houses finally attract more than just nosey neighbors and people looking for a free snack.
βHere's to a New Year where your listings aren't 'cozy' and 'charming' but actually just... small and outdated. Brutal honesty is key!
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βWishing you a prosperous New Year, where your clients don't ghost you faster than a vacant lot on Halloween.
βHappy New Year! May your commission checks in 2024 be as consistent as your ability to say 'it's a great investment opportunity' about literally anything.
βThis New Year, I hope you close more deals than you open real estate apps on your phone just to admire your own listings.
βMay your 2024 market be so hot, even you can't blame 'the economy' for your lack of closings. Just kidding... mostly.
βHere's to a New Year filled with properties that actually sell for asking price, not just 'potential' that requires a complete teardown.
βHappy New Year! May your sign riders actually lead to calls, and not just serve as very expensive lawn ornaments for months on end.
βCommon Questions
Q.What makes these wishes 'savage' or 'roast-worthy'?
Our wishes poke fun at common real estate agent experiences, stereotypes, and challenges in a lighthearted, humorous, and sometimes brutally honest way, designed to elicit a laugh from those who can appreciate a good joke at their own expense.
Q.Who are these New Year wishes best suited for?
These wishes are perfect for real estate agents with a great sense of humor, who can take a joke, and are close enough to you to appreciate a playful jab rather than genuine offense. They're ideal for colleagues, friends, or family members in the industry.
Q.How can I deliver these wishes effectively?
For maximum impact, deliver these wishes in person with a smirk, via a personalized text or email with a winking emoji, or in a greeting card where you can add your own disclaimer that it's all in good fun! Always gauge your recipient's sense of humor first.