Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Wine Lover
Tired of syrupy sweet New Year greetings? For that friend whose blood type is Merlot and whose resolution is 'more wine,' we've bottled up some perfectly aged savage wishes. Get ready to toast (or roast) their dedication to the grape!
May your New Year be as full of good intentions as your recycling bin is full of empty wine bottles. Cheers to another year of 'just one more glass'!
βHere's to a New Year where your hangovers are less severe than your wine subscription bill. May your liver forgive you... eventually.
βWishing you a New Year as sparkling as your favorite rosΓ© and as stable as your sobriety on a Tuesday night. Good luck with those resolutions!
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Generate with AIMay your cellar be full and your therapist be booked. Happy New Year to the one who truly understands the grape escape!
βThis New Year, may you find a wine that perfectly pairs with your questionable life choices. And maybe a designated driver.
βHere's to a New Year of discovering new wines, new excuses, and new places to hide the evidence. Keep living your best (grape-fueled) life!
βHappy New Year! May your wine glass always be half-full, unlike your memory of last night's tasting notes.
βWishing you a New Year where your biggest regret isn't finishing the bottle, but not opening a second one sooner. You're an inspiration.
βMay your 2024 be filled with more vintage finds and fewer vintage regrets. Just kidding, keep 'em coming! Happy New Year, you magnificent lush.
βHappy New Year! May your commitment to 'dry January' last longer than it takes to open a fresh bottle of whatever you just bought.
βCommon Questions
Q.Who are these savage New Year wishes best suited for?
These wishes are perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who have a great sense of humor, a deep love for wine, and won't take a playful jab too seriously. They're designed for lighthearted roasting, not genuinely offensive remarks!
Q.How can I deliver these roasts without offending anyone?
Context and relationship are key! Deliver them with a smile, a wink, and perhaps a small gift of their favorite wine. Make it clear it's all in good fun and a testament to your understanding of their 'wine enthusiast' personality.
Q.Are these wishes appropriate for a New Year's card or a text message?
Absolutely! They work wonderfully in a card to add a personal, humorous touch, or as a witty text to brighten someone's day. Just ensure your recipient appreciates your unique brand of New Year's cheer.