Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Writer
Another year, another stack of unfinished manuscripts, right? This New Year, let's skip the syrupy sentiments and dive straight into the brutal truth for the wordsmiths in your life. Get ready to dish out some much-needed literary tough love!
May your New Year be filled with so many plot holes, even *you* can't write your way out of them. Happy editing!
βHere's to a New Year where your word count isn't the only thing more consistent than your shower schedule. Keep pretending you're a tortured artist!
βWishing you a New Year where your characters are finally as complex as your excuses for missing deadlines. Good luck explaining that to your editor!
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Generate with AIMay your muse return this New Year, only to whisper really bad ideas directly into your ear. We can't wait to read the trainwreck!
βHappy New Year! May your book sales finally match the number of times you've promised to start outlining 'tomorrow.' Spoiler: they won't.
βThis year, may your writer's block be so severe, you forget how to spell 'the.' It'll be a real page-turner!
βTo a New Year filled with rejection letters so perfectly worded, they could be literary masterpieces themselves. Almost.
βHere's hoping your protagonist finally develops a personality this New Year, instead of just being a thinly veiled version of your own neuroses. We're all waiting.
βMay your grammar be as flawless as your ability to justify a three-hour coffee break as 'research' in the New Year. (Hint: it won't be, and it's not).
βHappy New Year! May your agent actually return your calls this year, or at least remember your name. Baby steps, right?
βCommon Questions
Q.How can I deliver these savage wishes without genuinely offending my writer friend?
The key is knowing your audience! Ensure your friend has a great sense of humor and understands the 'roast' is coming from a place of affection. A wink, a laugh, or a follow-up genuine compliment can soften the blow. Context and delivery are everything!
Q.What makes a 'good' roast New Year wish for a writer?
Specificity and relatable pain points! A good roast for a writer targets common struggles like writer's block, plot holes, bad reviews, or endless edits, but with a humorous, exaggerated twist. It shows you understand their world, even if you're playfully mocking it.
Q.Are these wishes suitable for all writers, regardless of genre or experience?
While many of these touch on universal writer struggles, always consider the individual. A struggling new writer might be more sensitive than a seasoned pro. Tailor the specific wish to their personality and experience, ensuring it lands as playful banter rather than actual criticism.