Gen-Z Slang Retirement Wishes for Colleague

Your work bestie is finally ghosting the 9-to-5, and it's time to send them off with some serious main character energy. Ditch the cringe corporate talk and let's get into some fire retirement wishes that are high-key a vibe. Periodt.

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OMG, you're finally dipping out? Slay, queen/king! Go live your best boujee life. No cap, you earned it!

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Choice #2
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It's giving 'unlimited brunch and zero spreadsheets.' Vibe check: Immaculate. Happy retirement, bestie!

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Choice #3
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Big congrats on leveling up to the 'retired' status! Finna be chilling hard, I bet. Send pics of the glow-up!

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Choice #4
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You're about to be living that main character energy 24/7. So jealous, fr fr. Enjoy your new era!

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Choice #5
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Ditching the corporate grind? That's some serious flex. Wishing you nothing but good vibes and zero alarms, periodt.

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Choice #6
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This retirement era is going to be your ultimate glow-up. Wishing you all the chill and none of the sus work drama.

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Choice #7
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You're officially ghosting the office, and we stan! May your future be filled with good times and zero mid-day meetings.

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Choice #8
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It's giving freedom, fun, and finally doing what you want. Congrats on hitting this major life hack, bestie!

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Choice #9
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You're about to have ultimate rizz with your new free time. May your retirement be legendary, IYKYK.

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Choice #10
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Bet you're stoked to yeet out of here! Wishing you a retirement full of good vibes and zero cap. You deserve it!

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Common Questions

Q.Why should I use Gen-Z slang for a retirement wish?

It's a high-key way to show your colleague you're on their vibe, keeping things fresh, authentic, and not-so-cringe. Plus, it's a fun flex!

Q.Is Gen-Z slang appropriate for all colleagues?

No cap, it depends on your colleague's vibe. If they're chill and appreciate a modern, light-hearted tone, then slay! If they're more traditional, maybe go for something more classic to avoid any sus moments.

Q.How can I make sure my Gen-Z wish lands well?

Keep it authentic to your relationship with them. Add a personal touch, a little inside joke if you got one. It's giving 'genuine connection,' not just random slang. Read it aloud to make sure it doesn't sound forced, periodt.