Savage / Roast Retirement Wishes for Cousin
Your cousin's finally retiring, and it's time to send them off in style β with a healthy dose of good-natured ribbing! Forget the sappy cards; these savage retirement wishes are perfect for that relative who can truly take a joke and dish it right back.
Congrats on retirement, cuz! You've finally earned the right to blame all your back pains on 'old age' instead of 'sitting wrong'.
βSo, you're retiring, huh? Guess someone finally realized you were just warming the chair for the last decade anyway. Enjoy your well-deserved nap!
βThey say retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living. Knowing you, it'll just be more excuses not to help move furniture.
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Generate with AIHappy retirement, cousin! Now you'll have plenty of time to perfect your 'old man/lady grunt' when getting up from the couch. Practice makes perfect!
βWow, you actually made it to retirement! I'm impressed they didn't figure out you were just playing Solitaire all day. Congrats on the successful con!
βTo my dearest cousin, may your retirement be filled with absolutely nothing productive, just like your last few years at the office. Cheers!
βWelcome to the club of the perpetually confused! Congrats on retirement, now you can genuinely forget what day it is and blame it on freedom.
βRetirement? I thought you were just taking a really long coffee break. Guess I was wrong. Enjoy never having to pretend to be busy again!
βYou're retiring? Does this mean I finally get your share of the family inheritance... I mean, now you have more time to spend it wisely?
βThey say retirement is the beginning of the best years of your life. Which is great, because let's be honest, your working years were pretty questionable.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I deliver a roast message without offending my cousin?
The key is knowing your cousin's sense of humor. Ensure your message is light-hearted, delivered with a smile, and clearly signals it's all in good fun. A follow-up genuine compliment can also help soften the blow and reinforce your affection.
Q.What if my cousin isn't typically into 'savage' humor?
If your cousin isn't usually a fan of 'savage' or roast humor, it's best to temper the intensity or opt for a more traditional, heartfelt message. You can still include a playful jab, but avoid anything too biting if you're unsure they'll appreciate it.
Q.Should I combine a roast wish with a sincere one?
Absolutely! Pairing a funny, savage roast with a sincere wish shows you care while still having fun. You might start with the roast, then transition to a genuine 'All jokes aside, congratulations, we're so proud of all you've accomplished.'