Savage / Roast Retirement Wishes for Dad

Is Dad finally hanging up his hat? After all those years of 'hard work' (and probably a lot of napping in his office chair), it's time to send him off in style – the savage way! Get ready to roast your old man with these perfectly brutal retirement wishes.

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Congrats on retirement, Dad! Now you finally have all day to perfect your napping technique without pretending it's 'thinking time'.

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Choice #2
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Happy Retirement, Dad! Your co-workers are probably throwing a party, and not just because you're leaving.

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Choice #3
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Welcome to retirement, Dad. Prepare to become Mom's full-time unpaid assistant, or just her favorite couch ornament.

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Choice #4
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So, you're finally retiring, Dad? Good, maybe now you'll have enough time to actually learn how to use the remote control.

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Choice #5
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They say retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living. For you, Dad, it just means less pretending to do the first one.

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Choice #6
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Happy Retirement, Dad! Now you can officially blame all your aches and pains on 'old age' instead of 'a hard day at the office'.

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Choice #7
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Congrats on retirement, Dad! Now you can finally dedicate yourself full-time to staring blankly at the TV. You've been training for this your whole life.

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Choice #8
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To the man who mastered the art of delegation (aka making everyone else do it): Happy Retirement, Dad! Your boss's sigh of relief could be heard across the continent.

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Choice #9
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Well, Dad, you're finally free! Free to forget what day it is, free to wear your pajamas all day, and free to tell us the same story for the hundredth time.

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Choice #10
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Happy Retirement, Dad! Don't worry, I'm sure they'll find someone half as good to do your job... probably for half the pay.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I ensure my roast is well-received by Dad?

The key is knowing your Dad's sense of humor inside and out. Balance the roast with genuine affection and a smile. If he's a good sport, a playful jab will hit the mark, but always ensure he knows it's all in good fun and you truly love him.

Q.What if my Dad is a bit sensitive?

If your Dad is more on the sensitive side, you might want to dial back the 'savage' and lean more into 'playful teasing.' Choose wishes that poke fun at universal dad traits rather than anything too personal, or consider opting for more heartfelt messages with just a touch of light humor.

Q.Should I include a heartfelt message alongside the roast?

Absolutely! Even the best roasts are sweeter when followed by a sincere message of love and appreciation. Start with the humor, then pivot to expressing how proud you are of his career, how much you appreciate him, and how excited you are for his retirement.