Savage / Roast Retirement Wishes for Ex-Boyfriend
So, your ex is finally retiring. While some might send well wishes, you're here for something spicier, aren't you? Get ready to unleash the ultimate savage retirement roasts that will make his 'golden years' feel a little less golden.
Congratulations on retiring! It's about time you found a job where doing nothing all day is actually a requirement.
βHeard you're retiring. Finally, a significant achievement you can actually take credit for!
βHappy retirement! May your days be as productive as our relationship was.
βNot specific enough?
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Generate with AIWishing you a retirement filled with endless naps and the realization that you could've done so much more... if only you weren't you.
βEnjoy your retirement! Now you'll have plenty of time to figure out what you *really* want to do with your life, just like you did in your 20s.
βSo glad you're retiring! The world of work definitely won't miss your unique brand of 'contribution'.
βRetirement suits you. It's the only time you'll actually be able to keep up with someone, even if it's just your own slow pace.
βCheers to retirement! I always knew you'd eventually end up doing exactly what you always did best: absolutely nothing important.
βMay your retirement be as successful and fulfilling as our relationship was... wait, scratch that. May it be *slightly* better.
βHappy retirement! I hope you enjoy the rest of your life as much as I'm enjoying the fact that you're no longer my problem.
βCommon Questions
Q.How to deliver these wishes without sounding *too* bitter?
Frame it with a wink and a smile! The humor is in the shared, albeit complicated, history. Acknowledge the 'roast' aspect through a card or a private message, implying it's all in playful jest. The goal is a lighthearted jab, not a full-blown attack, so ensure your tone matches the savage humor.
Q.Can I personalize these wishes even more?
Absolutely! The best roasts are always specific. Think of inside jokes, his past habits, or common complaints you might have had about him. Just ensure the personalization keeps the humor intact and doesn't cross into genuinely hurtful territory. A unique detail makes it even funnier.
Q.Is it okay to send these types of wishes?
It depends heavily on your current relationship and dynamic with your ex. If there's a history of playful teasing or a mutual understanding that you're both past any serious animosity, it can be hilarious. If the breakup was very acrimonious, recent, or if you believe he won't take it well, a more subtle approach β or perhaps no message at all β might be better. Use your best judgment!