Savage / Roast Retirement Wishes for Neighbor

Your neighbor is finally retiring, and while you'll *miss* them (maybe?), it's time to send them off with a bang – or rather, a good-natured roast! Forget the sappy cards; these savage retirement wishes are perfect for that neighbor who's earned a bit of playful mockery.

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Finally, you'll have more time to perfect that suspiciously loud hobby of yours. We can't wait... or maybe we can.

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Choice #2
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Congratulations on retirement! Now the rest of us can finally enjoy some peace and quiet during the day. Just kidding... mostly.

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Choice #3
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I guess this means I'll stop finding your misplaced mail in my box. Oh wait, who am I kidding? Happy retirement!

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Choice #4
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Enjoy your freedom! Just try not to get *too* good at daytime TV; we still need someone to keep an eye on the neighborhood.

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Choice #5
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They say retirement gives you time for travel. Just make sure you don't forget where you parked your RV... in *my* driveway.

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Choice #6
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So, you're finally retiring. Does this mean you'll have more time to criticize my lawn care, or less? Asking for a friend.

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Choice #7
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Wishing you a retirement full of naps, endless snacks, and absolutely no more early morning leaf blowing. Seriously.

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Choice #8
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It's official: you're old enough to retire. Don't worry, we'll still call you if we need to borrow a ladder.

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Choice #9
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Congratulations! Now you can finally wear sweatpants all day, every day, without the pretense of 'working from home.'

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Choice #10
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We're all thrilled for your retirement. Mostly because we're secretly hoping you'll move somewhere warmer... and further away.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I know if these savage wishes are appropriate for my neighbor?

Consider your relationship. These wishes are best for neighbors with whom you share a friendly, teasing rapport and who have a good sense of humor. If they're easily offended, perhaps opt for a more traditional message.

Q.Should I deliver these wishes verbally or in a card?

A written card allows them to re-read and appreciate the humor at their own pace. If delivering verbally, ensure your tone is lighthearted and follow up with a genuine sentiment to show it's all in good fun.

Q.Can I combine a savage wish with a sincere one?

Absolutely! Starting with a roast and then adding a heartfelt 'But seriously, we'll miss having you around and wish you the very best' can soften the blow and make the overall message more balanced and personal.