Savage / Roast Retirement Wishes for Neighbor
Your neighbor is finally retiring, and while you'll *miss* them (maybe?), it's time to send them off with a bang β or rather, a good-natured roast! Forget the sappy cards; these savage retirement wishes are perfect for that neighbor who's earned a bit of playful mockery.
Finally, you'll have more time to perfect that suspiciously loud hobby of yours. We can't wait... or maybe we can.
βCongratulations on retirement! Now the rest of us can finally enjoy some peace and quiet during the day. Just kidding... mostly.
βI guess this means I'll stop finding your misplaced mail in my box. Oh wait, who am I kidding? Happy retirement!
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βThey say retirement gives you time for travel. Just make sure you don't forget where you parked your RV... in *my* driveway.
βSo, you're finally retiring. Does this mean you'll have more time to criticize my lawn care, or less? Asking for a friend.
βWishing you a retirement full of naps, endless snacks, and absolutely no more early morning leaf blowing. Seriously.
βIt's official: you're old enough to retire. Don't worry, we'll still call you if we need to borrow a ladder.
βCongratulations! Now you can finally wear sweatpants all day, every day, without the pretense of 'working from home.'
βWe're all thrilled for your retirement. Mostly because we're secretly hoping you'll move somewhere warmer... and further away.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I know if these savage wishes are appropriate for my neighbor?
Consider your relationship. These wishes are best for neighbors with whom you share a friendly, teasing rapport and who have a good sense of humor. If they're easily offended, perhaps opt for a more traditional message.
Q.Should I deliver these wishes verbally or in a card?
A written card allows them to re-read and appreciate the humor at their own pace. If delivering verbally, ensure your tone is lighthearted and follow up with a genuine sentiment to show it's all in good fun.
Q.Can I combine a savage wish with a sincere one?
Absolutely! Starting with a roast and then adding a heartfelt 'But seriously, we'll miss having you around and wish you the very best' can soften the blow and make the overall message more balanced and personal.