Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Best Friend
Your best friend is finally getting hitched! But let's be real, a generic 'congrats' just won't cut it for the person who knows all your secrets. If you're looking to deliver some perfectly timed jabs and roasts on their big day, you've come to the right place.
Well, look at you, finally tying the knot. I never thought I'd see the day you voluntarily signed up for permanent house arrest. Congrats, you absolute madman/madwoman!
βTo my dearest friend, I always knew you had a talent for convincing people to do wild things. Kudos to [Partner's Name] for falling for your biggest scheme yet. May your future be filled with slightly less chaos than your past.
βThey say marriage is about finding that one person you can annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations on finding your perfect victim, and commiserations to [Partner's Name] for the journey ahead.
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Generate with AII came here hoping for free food and an open bar, but seeing you actually settle down is a bonus. Just remember, 'til death do us part' applies to friendship too, so don't think you're escaping me that easily.
βI'm not saying I had a betting pool on how long it would take you to find someone willing to put up with you, but let's just say I lost a lot of money today. Seriously though, congratulations!
βFrom late-night questionable decisions toβ¦ well, late-night questionable decisions with a spouse. Some things never change, do they? Wishing you both all the patience in the world.
βI always told you that one day someone would sweep you off your feet. I just assumed it would be the police. Glad to see you've found a more legal commitment. Congrats!
βTo the happy couple: May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal, and may [Partner's Name] quickly learn the true meaning of 'your half of the bed.'
βThey say love is blind. In your case, it's also incredibly brave. Just kidding (mostly)! Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, and [Partner's Name], you're a true hero.
βHere's to a lifetime of shared responsibilities, mutual annoyances, and wondering who left the toilet seat up. Welcome to the real world, my friend. Don't say I didn't warn you.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I deliver these savage wishes without actually offending my best friend or their family?
The key is knowing your audience and delivering with a smile and a warm hug. Ensure your friend knows it's all in jest, a testament to your deep bond. A good roast always comes from a place of love and a shared sense of humor. Balance it with a genuine, heartfelt compliment at the end, or a quick reminder of how much you cherish them.
Q.Can I personalize these wishes with specific inside jokes or stories?
Absolutely, and you should! While these wishes provide a great template, tailoring them with an inside joke or a specific (but not *too* embarrassing) memory will make them even funnier and more meaningful for your best friend. Just ensure the personalization doesn't make anyone outside your immediate circle feel left out or uncomfortable.
Q.Is it appropriate to include the new spouse in the roast?
You can, but proceed with caution and a lot of tact. If you have a good relationship with the spouse and know they appreciate your sense of humor, a light-hearted jab can be fun. However, if you're not close or unsure, it's generally safer to keep the primary roast directed at your best friend, perhaps with a cheeky but complimentary nod to the spouse's patience or good taste.